confess your food crimes v.1

[rum]

the acceptability depends on the kind of cookie because if you dipped a chocolate chip cookie in honey mustard i would be livid but if it were like. a sugar cookie. understandable have a nice day

i eat chicken nuggets with cheese and jam

[polysaccharide]

cheese? that's fine. jam??? no. no no no if you're gonna eat fruit & meat together you gotta cook em together i'm sorry

i add hot sauce to my corn pie sometimes

[! october]

that sounds great!!

i add at least 4x the water you're supposed to when i make oatmeal,,, make it oat soup

[funky soup]

oat soup seems like it'd be pretty funky (in a good way)......... i approve

i refuse to eat green beans unless they're mixed with apple sauce, to the point where each bean is coated with sauce

[ShawFeatherss]

beans and apple sauce is definitely a new one to me,,

I put pate on crumpets

[polysaccharide]

sounds acceptable to me, even if it seems a little odd

i put mini chocolate bars on bread and microwave it to make a chocolate sandwich

[iheartdonny]

isn't that what nutella and chocolate frosting are for...

i sometimes eat a plain spoonful of sweet relish when theres nothing else in the fridge

[Snïfflës]

Not too bad, it's just mini pickles I guess

Chicken nuggets and maple syrup

[ĸιndle]

i meannnn.... pop off.

i drink vinegar other than acv

[iago.]

If you drink straight up vinegar... How the hEcK are you even Alive????


I sometimes mix Hershey kisses and cheezits together because they taste like goldfish