confess your food crimes v.1

[uncommon poppy]

it seems good in theory but I think I would eat it too slow and the oreos would become soggy

i put sriracha on Kraft mac&cheese

[MontgomeryMontgomery]

thats new. definitely would spice it up (pun intended) but doesn't sound all that bad if you like hot sauce. 15 hours of community service.

I used to dip apple slices in ketchup

[iheartdonny]

that is so so so a crime!!

what are our thoughts of me putting ketchup and mustard on my rice?

[iheartdonny]

bump hehe i just like reading these

[polysaccharide]

ketchup and mustard on rice isn't a horrendous thought but i feel like you could choose better condiments .

sometimes i'll eat cereal with water . it's not my fault milk is the worst substance

[neonshade]

Definitely not the grossest thing ever, but I could never lmao

I've dipped popcorn in ranch before. It's actually not too bad but after a while the taste of the ranch overpowers your taste buds and you need to take a break

[iheartdonny]

perhaps not a crime since i like buffalo ranch flavored popcorn

im running out of food crimes to confess, but i eat the salt off of pretzels

[polysaccharide]

nah i do that too sometimes

sometimes i'll put something extra in my oreos to live life on the edge B)
did you know that if you put pepperoni on an oreo it tastes like nothing?

[xok]

you had me until you mentioned pepperoni. pay the court a fine or serve your sentence

in as few words as possible: onion rings. sugar on top.

[And Peggy!]

I don't like onion rings or a lot of sugar so... Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200

Uhm, French Fries in chocolate shake