confess your food crimes v.1

[CorvidsAiden]

How henious! How do you even do that?!
These questionable cereal habits speak volumes about your crimes against a proper bowl.

Now I, however, enjoy mayonnaise and pickle/tomato sandwiches! Pile on the mayo, very litte pickle/tomato.

[Bridgy1234]

Probably a crime I’m willing to take part in!

Before my mother was allergic to peanuts and I artificial food coloring. I would soak my pbjs in blue koolaid. But wait my pbjs had Cheetos inside aswell

[iheartdonny]

that is unfathomable... soggy blue bread??? apologize to all of the parties involved

another food crime i am guilty of is drinking jars of pickle juice

[sniper tf2]

GROSS. i don't know you but i know for a fact that you disgust me.
... just kidding, but, that is pretty gross. im just not a fan of pickles at all.

pineapple on pizza is my favorite kind of pizza. sometimes i ask for olives on it as well. top tier flavor combo

[ahirked]

you had me at pineapple on pizza - and then you said olives AS WELL as pineapple on pizza,,, which makes me feel a bit weirded out but defo not the strangest combo I have ever encountered.
punishment for your crime: a slightly disgusted pat on the head

peanut butter and celery.
absolutely divine. my flatmate introduced it to me the other week and I've never felt such sheer joy from food in my life

[iheartdonny]

not a crime!! ants on a log used to be a go to snack for me, as a child )

heres a fun one,, i eat the chocolate off of kit kats and then eat the wafer

[CosmicCryptid]

Not a sin, I've done it before.

I eat scrambled eggs with ketchup

[tiredddd]

not a crime!!!

i eat ketchup and bananna

[Fofi:]]

Strange... not a crime, just. Strange.


Stale mini marshmallows with flavor blasted goldfish

[polysaccharide]

ok no that sounds great

i like to eat my oreos like cereal where you crush them up in milk and use a spoon