what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[sorellabac]

It can!! but only if you wish really hard and if you've been good all year, you can send a letter to santa claus asking for one!

[Meowdas]

There's nothing there uhh yeah,, might wanna write a message with a sharpie on your screen

How do I make friends on this hellsite?

[grey matter]

foe them all for it's easier to keep your friends close and your foes closer

how do I avoid getting banned?

[LUMENS8ITE]

go around telling everyone you have 2 accounts! you're sure to not be banned if you do that ^^

how do i get oekaki featured?

[beezki]

Bribe the mods

How do I get Chicken dollars?

[ChocoDog935]

Ask the chickens for dollars!

How do I adopt the pets?

[unickorn]

You go to your local pet store and ask for 10 butterfly wolves!

How can I get rares?

[a b c d e]

kill off the rest of your species so you, and only you, remain. you will become the rarest of them all and all the other rares of the world will flock to you.

how do i go to the home button

[grey matter]

Make the long journey to save the world then go back home and put on your oldest button up that you left at home.

How do I adopt pets...?

[MontgomeryMontgomery]

you go to the pound and wait 5 hours for it to be open!

how do you code a signature?