villainy commenced [[1x1 w/ the-nug-king & hexspecs!]]

[grey matter]

"The thing is, they're good and long and/or uncommon words and I cannot resist the utter temptation of using my elegant vocabulary to the whims I wish, but it's simultaneously an extremely- ooh, that alliterates with it too... I haven't thought up so many ex- words at the same time before... but the true key to this is the exc-, so... I think I'll give you the key and you should stumble around your mind looking for the lock if you want to... and if not, you can disregard this and hopefully it won't occur to you. A good compromise! And it feels like I've set up some sort of... low tier miniboss puzzle. Heh."

[[Just tell me if you want me to reveal it OOC/maybe IC or you want to try to figure out the Immature Alliteration Puzzle on your own.]]

[the-nug-king]

"Exciting excrement uh... hmm, maybe it's not actually that stylish to try and solve a poop based word puzzle."

"This is the worst kind of word puzzle you could come up with," said Three. "I think I may have had enough of bodily functions for a while. Oh. Is it all right if I turn DarkBoard back on. I forgot they were gone. They'd have said something there."

[grey matter]

"I am so sorry for my thoughts but... word puzzle...!" Lazarus continued with his stifled snickering at his own horrible jokes that his mind made. "It is absolutely the worst word puzzle. Please, go ahead and let them be here once more..."

[[I am so sorry i just
mind go brrrrrrrrrr]]

[the-nug-king]

Three reached out to press their hand against the DarkBoard portal. "DarkBoard, you may return now."

Morgan gurgled as the screen lit up again. "Did you miss them? You probably didn't, did you, I'm not sure you're old enough to understand that they're a person yet. Or what a person is. But I hope you like them."

((It's cool!!))

[grey matter]

"They at least seem to like the screen, at least... probably due to the glowing. Babies pay attention to glowing and bright colors and the like..."

[[bad joke go brrrrr
oh man i am Experiencing the Awkwardness of Editing A Part of my WIP that i've Already Shown People and it's leading me to going oiajsdhsvgjksdj internally because diddly dang was that part contradictory with Current Ideas In This Diddly Dang Thingy so that's... fun??? but also part of me is like HAHA WHO CARES,,, I CAN DO WHAT I W I S H I AM THE ULTIMATE FIXER OF HOLES IN PLOTS MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSUDFIWARHFBSJ]]]

[the-nug-king]

"Activating baby mode," said DarkBoard, and multi-coloured bubbles started floating around the screen.

"Oh, that's gorgeous! Why is this just baby mode? Why can't it also be Cazenar mode? You should rename it. Name it after me."

"How long have you had a baby mode?" Three asked.

"Time is a construct for lesser beings."

((Like it's ur thing, do whatever u want!
You can put the whole joke either ic or ooc (altho three will probably Not Approve if ic) I am sorry that brrr))

[grey matter]

"I have no idea what the logic of there being a baby mode for DarkBoard is but I think that's pretty neat."

[[ihfdsusiao no that was the entire joke you heckin guessed it
i congrat

no no it go brr in a GREAT WAY]]

[the-nug-king]

"Well. There isn't always logic to what DarkBoard does," said Three, "But it is entirely possible that DarkBoard created baby mode within the last few hours, and doesn't want to admit it."

"A few hours to you is both an eternity and the blink of a mortal eye to Us."

"So that's a yes." Three hesitated, before giving a large smile. "Thank you, DarkBoard."

((Aaaaaaa right, I am Proud then!!))

[grey matter]

"Ah... so better logic than Inamonth itself, at least! Much more comprehensible." Lazarus glanced over at Three and Morgan once more. "Can I hold Morgan again? I'm out of that little... dither."

[[As You Should Be.]]

[the-nug-king]

"Very well," Three carefully handed Morgan back over, positioning them so they were still able to watch DarkBoard.

"Threeeeeee, pleaaaase can I hold your baby? Lazarus got to twice now! I promise I won't hurt or kidnap them or anything!"

"...I'll consider it."