Let's start the list, then?
1. Candy (everywhere)
2. Addy
3. I can't spell it but only my crush calls me this. Adamski Or something like that. The story will be at the bottom of this post.
4. Randomness
5. Queen of Random
6. Smartie
7. Hey! What's your name again? (Lol that actually happens... But it's usually me that does this

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8. Knowits
9. Funnysauce
10. My name, which I WON'T be telling you.

Now for the story.
My real name is very close the the boy name, Adam.
Way back in Year 3, a boy called Michael joined our class. We had a supply teacher that day. The teacher asked for everyone's names. I was about to say mine, when Michael blurted out "Adamski!". Everyone started laughing, because that WASN'T my real name.
Now only my crush calls me that. >_< I still hate it.
Argh. I'm going to start calling him Tomato.