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[dove_]

"Hey look, it's a stick!"

[Loxo]

Make sure to eat the bum end while it's still warm.

[.Cas.]

“Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives. When he isn’t around he leaves an awful hole, doesn’t he?”

[Shadow17]

"y'know, atoms are can't touch each other, and since we're all made of atoms, we've never touched anything, or any other person, in our lives... so to answer your question, no, officer, i did not punch that kid-"

[State Alchemist]

Let Persephone swear at her trainwreck of a husband, please.

[.Kira Nightblade.]

"It's basically twitter as a city,"

[CanadianWatermelon]

Flat head

[Lemon Tea Rain]

"How do you people manage one heart? It is PITIFUL"

[onion]

[nomoretears]

"I've been in this basement for 495 years."
"That's cool, I only get weekends off!"