Mommy can I? V.3

[xsmiles]

yes, just stay away from those animatronics

mommy, can I swallow this gum?

[idkpiza]

Yes, as long as you chew it enough first

mommy can i stay overnight at the grocery store? :3

[Stumpy.]

Sure, make sure to post it on YouTube though!

Mommy, can I go raid Petsmart and free all the pets?

[Fever dreams]

Gimme a second let me get my hatchet!

Mother can i have your permission to partake in the majestic sport of watching Robert the squarish yellow sponge on the television this fine afternoon?

[HyperfixationStation]

Yes, as long as you make sure to give your sister your tiny little computer calculator with access to everything in the world.

Mother, may i eat this tiny circular treat called a "cookie"?

[NeonBlurred]

Sure, just let me get my scissors,,

Mommy can i have an Xoloitzcuintle?

[Rejects.C0re]

We have that dog breed at home.

Mommy can I buy that human soul off the black market?

[natcatjojo]

No, we have a perfectly good one at home

Mommy can I make a twitter account?

[NanastasiaC]

no, you are not a bird and you talk too much

mother, may I have a puréed nut spread with a grape relish reduction on a brioche bun

[clowns]

yes my child

mum, can we go to mcdonalds?