villainy commenced [[1x1 w/ the-nug-king & hexspecs!]]

[grey matter]

"Thanks, Three. How've you been while I was gone? Do anything noteworthy?" Lucas asked.

Lazarus simply waved, letting Lucas talk for now.

[the-nug-king]

"Of course not. I simply completed my security duties. How was your time away?"

[grey matter]

"It was very eventful... to say the least? For one, Lazarus's world baffles me..." Lucas said.

"It's basically got plot holes in its own existence..."

"But anyways, it was fun overall. I don't know if you'd want all the details, but I am absolutely happy to go over them all, or at least the most interesting ones- Oh! Speaking of that! I have something to give you once I get back to my dorm, considering I finished testing it whilst over in Lazarus's world..."

[[I'm making Lazarus's world an exaggerated parody of my horrible writing ethic when it comes to making new stories and developing stuff. It is called Inamonth and a bunch of bad Google Docs notes deep into the world, such as the town entry sign saying "Come back to this IN A MONTH (or if you get a good idea)" and there being a museum with weird notes such as "parents exist but I dunno when."]]

[the-nug-king]

"That sounds a rather dangerous world. I hope you both kept yourselves safe there. And you have no need to give me gifts. I haven't even used your potato grower yet, I'm afraid."

((Good!!))

[grey matter]

"Too bad. I'm doing it anyways. Besides, this will be much more useful, to you, at least, than the potato grower. " Lucas said. "And we were safe but considering how weird that place is... eh, it actually wasn't that bad despite how many basic things Lazarus apparently didn't know about normal stuff from other worlds. Can you believe this guy didn't know what chocolate milk was?"

"...Lucas basically invented chocolate milk in my world. At least I got to teach him about this rhythm game they have in my universe."

"Oh my gosh, that game... We did some... very juvenile things in that."

"We made an E-rated game say curse words by pressing buttons with a certain timing."

[[...their experience was basically this lol]]

[the-nug-king]

"Well. Thank you. You know though, don't you, that there are a lot of worlds that don't put chocolate in milk? And I think I'll be fine without hearing about any juvenile game activities you got up to. Please don't try anything like that in five-dimensional speed chess."

[grey matter]

Lucas shook his head. "No, I wouldn't do that, and- his world is absolutely the kind of world where the chocolate was right next to the milk and- it's very confusing, considering blankets apparently didn't exist for a... who knows how long, then they spontaneously appeared! Not to mention the random voids everywhere-"

"Like the grocery store," Lazarus said. "Nobody's fixed them... but you can walk right over them anyways. Speaking of the grocery store, they started sellimg it the day after Lucas made it..."

"It gave me the chills... I don't know what's up with his world."

"I'm pretty sure it's because you appeared. Where there are newcomers, there's development! Seriously, for like, a month, nothing new happened, until I challenged you to a duel, then things started happening again."

"I can't wrap my head around Inamonth... and I don't think I ever will."

"I still don't know, and I've lived there for... however many years since I... was I even born..." Lazarus trailed off.

[the-nug-king]

"...It sounds horrific. I'll make a note of it so I can be sure never to end up there."

[grey matter]

"Oh, despite all that, it's kind of a nice place... kind of," Lazarus said. "I mean, once things start happening, at least. When nothing's happened in a while, it gets really weird and repetitive. I don't even know how many people live in my world or anything... but home is home!"

"...And not to mention those really good peppers. And things that defy multiple scientific laws. But that's aside from the point."

"...The point is probably 'Don't go there without someone to make sure you don't fall into the Very Unknown Abyss. Lucas almost fell into it when it popped up by the museum parking lot."

"Oh, the museum was probably the weirdest thing there! All the artifacts were like cryptic omens or obvious facts. And we went there multiple times because Lazarus has some sort of arbitrarily infinite pass there, and... there were also recently discovered documents about chocolate milk. All it said was 'Oh yeah, chocolate milk absolutely exists and nothing can stop that.' I assume it's things like the document that allow things to exist. Like... it's as if everything's existence needs to be declared before anything exists. They had so many documents on mundane things like... houses. Birds. Shadows. At the most recently discovered was the one on chocolate milk... I'm not sure which came first, my instinct to make chocolate milk or the document..."

"I also got us into the back room of... whatever Fourth Wall Breaking Information is. It has even creepier omens... and stuff like notes about people that exist and vague details about them... but now they've got even more than the last time I've visited. I think the archaeologists have their work cut out for them... but the good news is they seem to be in our favor? As in... mine and Lucas's. Who or whatever made or is making those... I guess they like us."

[the-nug-king]

"....That sounds like a room you should absolutely not ever be in. And things happening in that world... also horrifying. Repetition is nice. But please do not go in any Fourth Wall Breaking Information rooms again. That sounds entirely unsafe."