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[SkytheWolf30]

Me - [my wallet] Fell outta my pocket when I was in [the cooler]. I wonder if it fell out when I got hit in the head with the box of lettuce XD
Her - Oh my gosh!

Context! I work at a fast-food restaurant with my best friend. Lost my wallet in the cooler, probably when I was trying to get a box of lettuce off a high shelf and it was too heavy so I dropped it on my face XD

[Xiety]

Him - "well i draw dragon ball z, which is just lines and curves in different patterns"
him - "i wouldnt know about you"
me - "theyre all like that-"

[Ja986]

"I said I was gonna be in bed by 11:00...
:man_facepalming:
Why, John?
Why?"

This made me laugh so hard. He ended up going to bed at 1:15

[qwu]

"i already told her"

[Pi'erre Bourne]

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[awful things]

"betttt"

[Aralas]

"yes"

Wow, enthralling.

[night vale]

It is what it is

[[noted]]

$1850

[Coolsum23]

1 Person: 458
2 Person:owu
2 person: You have to call person 3 Angela from now on because she is an Angela and she admitted it for reasons.
Me: Questioning why

Ps: It's been two hours and I still don't know why