villainy commenced [[1x1 w/ the-nug-king & hexspecs!]]

[the-nug-king]

"You're getting close to be too sappy. But I approve of this plan to do things that only have a small death risk."

[grey matter]

"Alright, snapping out of sappy! Thanks for your approval," Lazarus said.

Lucas nodded. "Death is not a good idea at the moment."

"When is it ever? In our cases, I mean."

"We can burn that bridge when we get to it."

"Quit playing at my heart with malaphors, you meanie!"

"Quit knowing all these poetic terms... I think you're the real nerd here."

"If I am, not saying I am, I'm at least a better nerd subclass than obsessive science nerd!"

"How is... poetry vocab dictionary nerd better?"

"Because I'm a villain and it gives me an excuse to write villainelles for the pun! Wordplay!"

"So you admit to being a nerd?"

"A- uh..."

[[Lazarus definitely seeks Three's approval due to Three being Lucas's Security Friend and just... he wants to be good boifren... probably will attempt to ask Three some "HEY IS LUCAS ALIVE HAS HE BEEN EATING HE HASN'T REPLIED TO OR READ ANY OF MY MESSAGES LATELY IS HE HYPERWORKING-" stuff and whatnot.]]

[the-nug-king]

"You're as bad as each other. You don't need to argue about it."

((GOOD))

[grey matter]

"Good point," Lucas said in unison with Lazarus's "Absolutely... but the fun of it..."

"Wait, do you even have fun arguing with me?" Lazarus asked. "I kinda just assumed, but... well, better late asking than never."

"Wasn't it obvious?"

"Kinda, but I doubt things I think up myself sometimes."

"Hm."

[[I HAVE SO MANY AU IDEAS FOR THESE TWO BASED ON LEMON DEMON SONGS-
touch-tone telephone would be radio host Lazarus and conspiracy theorist Lucas being dorks [but never actually talking because Lucas has bad timing] and then it is [a song by a different artist... group called The Buggles] Video Killed The Radio Star in which THEY FINALLY MEET FHFJH then we have The Machine AU in which they are on a normal campus but Lucas is just building a confusing machine and that's the plot.]]

[the-nug-king]

"It was entirely obvious," said Three as they reached the teleportation station. "All right, I'll accept a 15% increase of sappiness while you say goodbye."

[grey matter]

"Whoo! 15 percent increase! I'm going to use this to my advantage and... and... uh... um..."

"How about I do this..." Lucas whispered into Lazarus's ear and then after a quiet "yes!" from Lazarus, practically repeated earlier's kiss but with him kissing Lazarus.

"Far too enjoyably sappy..."

"Hey, if I showed signs of having too much true love or whatever, I could stay longer-"

"No, we're making plans and not prolonging this for dumb reasons that you'd probably have to fake or whatever. Now... get going... Lazzy..."

"A NICKNAME? WOAH, I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT FROM YOU, LUCAS-"

"IT WAS WHAT I WAS CALLING YOU IN MY HEAD BUT IT FELT WEIRD TO CALL A RIVAL A DUMB NICKNAME BUT NOW IT FEELS SUITABLE! NOW GET GOING AND LET'S LEAVE ON A HIGH NOTE!"

"Heh, at this rate we really are gonna be at too high amounts of happiness at least-"

"NO WE WON'T, TRUST ME! NOW HURRY UP AND GET HOME SAFE."

"KAY! BYEA!"

[Leaving a space open for any objections from Three or DarkBoard on the love levels before Lazarus voips out.]]

[the-nug-king]

"That was a lot more than 15%. Whispering, kisses, nicknames... And I suspect the true love levels will warrant investigation by the administration if you continue like that next school year. Try and show some discretion, at least."

[grey matter]

"Well. I know my next course of action," Lucas said, unassumingly beginning the Isolation Plan's Phase I.

"Letting me leave?"

"Yes, be gone with you," Lucas said jokingly.

"And... Poethief awayyyyyy-" Lazarus teleported back to his dimension.

"Well. I have things to do now, Three. Sorry if you... sorry if I'm busy for a while."

Lucas would not come out of his dorm at all for the rest of the day.

[[Do you want me to timeskip to when Lazarus is like "IQGSJWKW IS LUCAS OK?!?!?!?!" I have no clue how he got a hold of Three's contact info but he did somehow-]]

[the-nug-king]

"Of course. I have my duties to attend to."

((Eh Three would be willing to let DarkBoard give Lazarus their contact info. DarkBoard is also planning to poke Lucas about stuff over the next day or so, we can skip to DarkBoard and Lucas or Three and Lazarus, whichever you prefer. Or I guess attempt both at once.))

[grey matter]

[[We can attempt both at once if ya wanna if you're comfy with it! Up to you but that sounds super fun ESPECIALLY if there is a climax of both lines of rp plot overlapping in one moment and- aaaa.]]