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โโโโโโonly god knows > deimos > 1366 It wasn't all that often that people would do something that would surprise him. It wasn't that he was super smart at telling what people would do or figuring out patterns or anything, really, it was just that he never really upheld any expectations as to the next course of action that would then determine surprise or a lack thereof when the next event did occur. If there was no set-up, there was no fall-out when that didn't end up happening.
The more you come to know someone, the more you start to set yourself up. Patterns build up - expectations and understanding, and it's because you know someone that you inherently are wrong.
He doesn't comment as the angel fills a vase with water, nor as the flowers are put into a vase - just watches. His gaze turns to the garbage for a moment, unfocused thoughtfully, before he returns his gaze the moment the still trash loses his interest. "It's absolutely so." He replies slowly, smile still patiently in place as his head tilts slightly at the angel who has already moved along to whatever other scheduled things were in wait.
"I think," he begins carefully, swinging his legs casually in contradiction, "that if you wanted to smite me you would have the minute we met - well, if it wasn't for Finny not wanting to watch you do that." Dipping his head slightly, he looks up through his lashes at Deimos. "Since that hasn't happened, well." There isn't a need to finish the sentence and he doesn't as a result, tapping his fingers against the surface of the counter idly. He looks back at the flowers for a moment and distractedly draws his attention back.
"Plus, I think Deedee suits you. Or, actually, it suits you so little that I think it fits more than if I picked something that actually suited you. Does that make sense? I think that made more sense before I said it out loud." Brow furrowed, his gaze turns to the right as he processes the sentence again - for the first time, really. "Yeah, that probably made more sense in my head." He concludes.
The smile that he catches on Deimos' face doesn't go missed, although he isn't certain that it wasn't just misconstrued as such by some weird, psychological something-or-other that he didn't really have the current attention span to care about while he ran on no hours of sleep. Pavlov him -- no, wait, wrong guy. He isn't a dog. At least not literally - there were probably some people who thought of him as less, some as more - really, perspective or something.
Still, Deimos probably smiled which is still probably an accomplishment even if it was only really supposed to worry him for his safety in the end - like one of those killers from the movies that only smiled when something wasn't funny except to them. Like, for example, murder. Some big-line end scene where the villain dies by some convenient and terrible overlooked fashion. Really morally grey, dropping the guy into a vat of acid... that... is how that went, if he remembers right. Maybe not?
He nearly misses the first part of the angel's sentence. Spiderman wasn't really what he was going for in his head, but sure. "My me-mes?" He repeats, casting a blank look at him for a moment before his brain is able to catch up. Who- Who says me-mes? There's no way to tell if he's being serious about that. Is he? "Me-mes?" He repeats again, as though it would help in any form. "You mean memes? I get that you're, like, a thousand or whatever, but..." Trailing off and looking momentarily troubled, the moment passes as Deimos continues.
The long shifts must really be getting to him as he finds himself unable to school his expression into something more regular before he's opening his mouth with a lack of response - just an abrupt, cut-off noise. "Wha- dear-?" He blinks twice, rapidly, eyebrows rising for a moment. The watch is nice, he thinks belatedly, then catches back up with what's going on again. "Looking in a mirror?" Or maybe not quite. "I can't really think about Jesse just flirting to himself in a mirror but..."
He scoffs good-naturedly. "Of course I did. Everyone knows that pickup lines are the way to pick people up - hence the name for them. You just gotta know how to use 'em and who to use 'em on. I'm going to take that as you absolutely accepting my offer of going on this date now, but you could have just said yes." His arms slide back to sustain him as he leans further on the counter. "Not that I'm against long professions of love and adoration for myself and family or whatever this was - it's cute."
But the sudden segue into his eyeshadow - or that, lack thereof but imitation of - has him wincing and drawing his eyes shut with a sharp inhale. "You really know how to..." he bites out, but then returns his gaze with far more exhaust than prior now that it had been pointed out so obviously. "I try my best, it's a look you really have to perfect before it works out just how you want it. The theme is, in fact, 'the hole in the bottom of the sea', thanks for noticing. Took me a whole eighteen hours to perfect it, you're such a supportive date for complimenting me."
Swinging off of the counter (it's more like staggering for a moment, somehow stumbling briefly in descent from a low height that shouldn't be possible but was for him), he takes his time sauntering over to the door, familiar smile replaced on his face as he slides between and out the door. He doesn't move far, standing right outside the threshold with his hands in his pockets as he waits for Deimos to exit.
"So polite, holding the door open. By the way - it's unsafe to leave the door unlocked. Did you remember to lock it this time?" He's grinning, bent forward as he watches. "Can you imagine if it wasn't just me bringing you flowers? What if there was some other guy who just so happened to walk in with a whole bouquet of flowers instead of mine - then where would my flowers go, hm?"
Pulling his phone from his pocket, he mock gasps as they move to leave. "Look!" He doesn't turn his phone to allow Deimos to look. "Because you were taking so long to doll up, we're going to be the latest earliest couple there. Can you believe this? The others are going to have the freshest pick of the hors d'oeuvres and we will be left with the last of the first batch of the night - that's just not right."
With his phone still open, he moves to the group chat and sends a brief text.
[christ i an (x:xx pm): im bringing my date soon see u there]
[christ i an (x:xx pm): alottiehottie.png]
[christ i an (x:xx pm): some ppl just take so long to get rdy smh]
[christ i an (x:xx pm): finny i hear ur in love]
[christ i an (x:xx pm): pls dont fall into a well w je,c or ill have to tell my date i told him so]
[christ i an (x:xx pm): then hes gonna smite me]
[christ i an (x:xx pm): so no one told you life was gonna be this way]
[christ i an (x:xx pm): guessilldie.png]
[christ i an (x:xx pm): ttyl sys]
A minute later and his phone is once more in his pocket, hopefully to stay. A sudden thought crosses his mind and he turns to look at Deimos, eyes wide. "Hey, so earlier... you... you know it's pronounced meme right? Not me-me? Like, that was a joke right?" He pauses. "Because... I know that you're old and whatnot but everyone knows what memes are at the very base definition. Tell me you know what they are."
They aren't far from the building now, and yet the question eats at him.