Dear Journal (The Diary Of An (Almost) Normal Dog.)

[steadyasthestars]

heyy this is great love it so much *bookmark the page* xxxx

[GreenDayRock18]

I have read this entry by entry from when you first started writing..I though I commented before..but obviously I didnt..Dx

and its epically...

Carmens going mad...oh deary dear dear....xD
Jornal = FTW

I love this jornal...*falls off chair*

[ZombiePoodle]

Oh, hehe.
Thank you guys.
Hmmm...and hopefully Carmen's...dissability...won't last too long.

Dear Master Bob,

Ohhh-kay. Definately going craaaazy!
I mean. Really, I am.
I saw Faust at school today, he is still quite creepy.
What?
Oh, yes, it's Monday.
Why did you not know that?
Oh, duh, cause you are a freaking BoOk.
Boooook.
Kinda like a sammich made outta paper.
Ummm....yum.
What? No, I am a faithful servant that will never eat his Highness.
Bleh.
I think I will sign myself up to some funny farm/asylum for crazies thingy place of sammiches.
I think I'm thinking sammiches because it's almost lunch.
No, shut up Bob, I shall not get you caviar.
Yeah, that's right, no caviar for the alien-enslaving journal!
Woot woot! I shall free myself from insanities evil clutches!
Crunch crunch.
Hmmm...I hear food chomping in my minds.
Brain.
Must go now...almost lunchies time!

~C~A~R~M~E~N
~V.

[steadyasthestars]

Please keep posting you haven't for ages!

[ZombiePoodle]

Uhhhh, I shall write more when the time comes.
Am too lazy right now....
Sorrehz.

[je ; t a i m e]

NOW! NOW NOW NOW! MOOOORE!

[~Night and Darkness~]

lol she has lost it completely.

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob,

I shall refrain from calling you Master.
Cause I'm just sooooo evil.

Anyways....to the point of this entry!
I.
Am.
Chicken.
Fried.
Rice.
Pancake.
Waffles.
Going.
On.
A.
Date.

With...Tyler!
Okay, so it's not really a date.
It's more like...I'm going to the movies with Lul, and Ty is just going to have happened to drag his brother out to the movies.
Hehehehahaha!
Muhahahu!
*Cough cough*
Anyways, Tyler's gonna go like "Oh hey, what are you doing here?"
Then I be like, "Oh I just wanted to come see this cool new blockbuster, I hear it's awesome."
And he'll be all, "Oh, that's cool, why don't we sit together?"
And then hopefully the theater will be packed enough so that Ty and I (lol I ryme) will sit next to eachother and Lul will be like, "Oh, there's not enough seats there, how about we sit farther down...uhhh, Alex, was it?" (Cause y'know, she's got to pretend she does not have a giant crush on him)
Muhuhau.
And I shall sit with Tyler.
Brilliant plan if I do say so myself.
Okay, you got me...I stunk at plan making, Tyler and Lul help mostly.
But still, I was there to support them, and make the plan work...

I have to go now.
Hehehe
BYE.

~C. V.

[~Night and Darkness~]

lol.

[booklover789]

This is gunna be sooo good.....can't wait to see if her 'brilliant' plan works out.