The last text you got says... [V. 2]

[Ari!]

"U were great. If u ever need a reference, I'd b happy to write one for u "
From my old boss, pretty happy to have a reference ; D

[N0STR0M0]

"kito"
in reference to this vv

:p

[mikan!]

"Payroll is ready at the office"

what's funny is that this is actually a wrong number text. c:

[ghremlin]

“i was sittin on a toilet why else would it be red”

i texted my sister asking why her thigh is red when she came out the toilet cuz i was wondering if she got blood on her thigh since shes on her period

[zag]

"NOO TELL HER U LOVE ME"
- my gf, after my mom had
been on my phone and saw
someone named "gf ♥" text
ing me and i panicked bcos
i'm not out and told her i'm
gonna tell my mom i meant
gf in a "friendly way"

[phoenix <3]

'its a rat'

- a photo of a rat hah

[puckleberry]

"wowie!! what a handsome boy!!"
- my sister, in response to a chonker of a cat

[❤Pikachu❤]

¨Ur Mum Gay¨
My Friend Being Funny Cuz She Says It All The Time

[ClippyTM]

"You ever bite into a chip and it go croonch."
My friend being weird

[puckleberry]

"all the things you described are things i never want to do"
- my friend, denying my offer of joining chicken smoothie. i spite her.