Carol Advent Calendar
Day 17
Facts!
Forell's vengeful incarnation of Santa Claus doesn't use violence towards children. Even he has standards. However, there is a certain punishment that befalls kids who blatantly flout the law and disrespect the environment. They will receive terrifying gifts, haunted dolls and creepy letters that give them nightmares. Beware!
A carol from Forell
"Up on the Housetop (Revenge Ver.)"
Up on the housetop, reindeer pause
Out jumps angry Santa Claus
Down through the chimney that's belching smoke
All your pollution makes the skies choke
Ho, ho, ho, time to atone
Ho, ho, ho, time to atone
Up on the housetop, clack, clack, clack
Down through the chimney to pay you back
First, comes the truck of Nasty Nell
Those emissions should stay in hell
Leave her a dolly with ghostly eyes
One that will follow her till she cries
Ho, ho, ho, time to atone
Ho, ho, ho, time to atone
Up on the housetop, clack, clack, clack
Down through the chimney to pay you back
Next, comes the waste of Baneful Bill
All of that plastic in the landfill
Leave him a threatening note and knife
Better clean up or fear for your life
Ho, ho, ho, time to atone
Ho, ho, ho, time to atone
Up on the housetop, clack, clack, clack
Down through the chimney to pay you back
Next, comes the showers of Lawless Lane
Hours of water down the drain
Leave them a haunted figurine
That slowly stalks until they're green
Ho, ho, ho, time to atone
Ho, ho, ho, time to atone
Up on the housetop, clack, clack, clack
Down through the chimney to pay you back