corrupt a wish v.2

[Sillvog]

Granted, but they don't match.

I wish my cat was friendlier.

[enokimoon]

granted, but now they're a dog

i wish physics homework wasn't killing me rn

[Berryy]

Granted, but math will kill you instead
I wish I had a dog

[badbatter]

Granted, but the dog likes your sibling/parent more than you

I wish I had some candy

[opaquii]

granted, its vegan

I wish i had a pet bird

[Enamor]

Granted, but it's an Australian magpie.

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.

[enokimoon]

granted, but it's missing one of the controllers

i wish i had time to sleep tonight

[ExistEntialCrisiS]

Granted, but something wakes you up in the middle of the night.

I wish my headache would go away.

[voidkitten]

sure, but you have fever instead.

i wish i could fly.

[badbatter]

granted, but you can only fly for 10 minutes

i wish i had more paint