Role Play Rant Thread V.2

[[axolotl]]

When someone says "Well anything is possible." I reply:
"Apparently you've never tried to slam a revolving door."

nice

[Quackzilla!]

I always say, "Then maybe you haven't tried stapling Jell-o to a tree."
STUPID OPTIMISTICS.

Arrgh, Ollieh, that reminds me of a semi-lit RP I was in, and this one person would ask for recaps every two pages. x-x

[Ollie.]

So, I go to check out the RP I'd been lagging behind on... apparently they're all in a zoo now, and the singing wolf has wings now :I Okay.. Zoo.. understandable.
Blue wolf with ice on her that has wings.. and sings songs. Not understandable.

Name rolled her eyes. She turned to go out, then decided to stay there. She began singing. "Please, please, forgive me
But I won't be home again
Maybe someday you'll look up
And barely conscious, you'll say to no one
"Isn't something missing??

You won't cry for my absence, I know
You forgot me long ago
Am I that unimportant?
Am I so insignificant?
Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?

Even though I'm the sacrifice
You won't try for me, not now
Though I'd die to know you love me
I'm all alone
Isn't someone missing me?

Please, please, forgive me
But I won't be home again
I know what you do to yourself
I breathe deep and cry out "Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?"

Even though I'm the sacrifice
You won't try for me, not now
Though I'd die to know you love me
I'm all alone
Isn't someone missing me?

And if I bleed, I'll bleed
Knowing you don't care
And if I sleep just to dream of you
I'll wake without you there
Isn't something missing?
Isn't something

Even though I'm the sacrifice
You won't try for me, not now
Though I'd die to know you love me
I'm all alone
Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?

Really...

[vaquero]

"ill catch up" Aastra said walking towords her parents grave "there some thing i need to do" she walked of and stood at the entrance Humans were there standing sobbing she walked out reveiling her black and red fur she looked sternly at the Humans there dogs growld and they turnd around looking at her a famila face a dog that she knew ""Koda please make the humans go away the packs of this forest have sufferd worse than ever were dieing out please leave" she beged the dog she knew Koda as he had once been Aastras best friend when Aastras parents died the humans took her and traind her as a hunting dog she killd lots of wolves till she found her parents grave meet her pack and farwelld Koda who was now staring at Aastra blankly "who ae you and how do you know my name" her growld at Aastra "my my name tou dont remember me?' Aastra said the humans pointed there gun at Aastra she grew frightend and backed of "Aastras my name" she studderd backing off "ill try then but ill never forgive you for leaving me" he said looking at her gruffly "thanks" she said a tear in her eye "but i will get suvialy punished so no i wont try ill kill you"hes bark turnd to a snarl "K K KODA" she said as Koda lunged at Aastra she spun around the humans were cheering for Koda Aastra lept on his back he was heavier than her but not as fast she had it well thats what she thought till he rolld on her and had her pind to the ground Aastra breathed heavaly and shut her eyes "good bye Koda" she said lifting her head and digging her teath into his neck he backed of in the end he was at Aastras paws dead Aastra looked up at the Humans growling and snapping at them the ran of leaving there corpsus behind Aastra nodded as 3 of there cars drove of Aastra jumped over the stream and to a hill as it grew darker she lay on her back watching the sun set and the stars glow she sighd and got up and left for camp

I'm confused now 0_0

-repeated headdesk-

[TheTravelingWriter]

Someone just posted their character form on my role-play at least five different times... Ugh, I feel like my role-plays are being taken over by beginners...

[anonymouse]

Someone just posted their character form on my role-play at least five different times... Ugh, I feel like my role-plays are being taken over by beginners...

You have the right to deny them. ^^ Don't let them destroy your thread if you don't want them to~

[wickedwolfgirl]

So, I go to check out the RP I'd been lagging behind on... apparently they're all in a zoo now, and the singing wolf has wings now :I Okay.. Zoo.. understandable.
Blue wolf with ice on her that has wings.. and sings songs. Not understandable.

Name rolled her eyes. She turned to go out, then decided to stay there. She began singing. "Please, please, forgive me
But I won't be home again
Maybe someday you'll look up
And barely conscious, you'll say to no one
"Isn't something missing??

You won't cry for my absence, I know
You forgot me long ago
Am I that unimportant?
Am I so insignificant?
Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?

Even though I'm the sacrifice
You won't try for me, not now
Though I'd die to know you love me
I'm all alone
Isn't someone missing me?

Please, please, forgive me
But I won't be home again
I know what you do to yourself
I breathe deep and cry out "Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?"

Even though I'm the sacrifice
You won't try for me, not now
Though I'd die to know you love me
I'm all alone
Isn't someone missing me?

And if I bleed, I'll bleed
Knowing you don't care
And if I sleep just to dream of you
I'll wake without you there
Isn't something missing?
Isn't something

Even though I'm the sacrifice
You won't try for me, not now
Though I'd die to know you love me
I'm all alone
Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?

Really...

Would that by any chance be a semi-lit roleplay? Because I see people sometimes sticking lyrics in a not so subtle way to add length and tripling the amount of pure fluff.

[maromi]

xD Okay, it's a disease known as 'can't think of a good african name and find a generic picture off of google'itis.
Really? Lion King names. Oh, and Ofcourse they have disney characters representing their appearance ^^. That's not the kicker---

Sjanti; History__
Sjanti was a cub when her pack was overtaken by rogues. To protect the cubs from death, a young babysitter took them far from the territory until they were grown. When the females were grown and the young males gone, the (not as young) babysitter brought them back to the pride.

This person; History_
Their pride was taken over. The big lion (i'm not naming names; but think LIONKING) has run away with the two cubs.

Edit* I probably wouldn't be so mad, if they actually put time into a name and picked something less generic than Lion King itself...

[Noctali]

hi um tell me if theres a prophecy and let me pick out first please and ill join and get alot of other people to join!!

Uhm, what? ._.; I can't stand it when people like this try and join an RP just so that they can get an important part in it. Especially when they type barely anything and break a few rules in a Semi Lit one. >.>;

[Pigeonly]

When you're the only one on with all the rps you joined.
And NO.
I'm not joining more, I'm already on 4 or 5.