Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[Kitkatisacat]

-rubs hands together-
walking simulator of creepy or just unsettling looping maps, no dialogue whatsoever, no canon plot

I am 100% sure this is either Yume Nikki or LSD: Dream Simulator

[another eternity]

-rubs hands together-
walking simulator of creepy or just unsettling looping maps, no dialogue whatsoever, no canon plot

I am 100% sure this is either Yume Nikki or LSD: Dream Simulator

it's yume nikki! -finger guns-
i actually haven't heard of the second one but i might have to check that out now 👀

[Mordacia]

another crappy 2000s tv series disney made to cash in on their properties - IN SPACE!

[skate.]

Edgy cool kid sets out to stop a thief who stole a crocodile and also beat up some monsters while also trying to get women, human Shadow the Hedgehog aka kid who stole crocodile fights Edgy cool kid, then edgy kidnapper guy wearing the Jester's Mask from Animal Crossing kills them both, girl with gravity defying pigtails sets out on adventure and meets guy in a sun hat, dead kids aren't dead and all meet up, thief steals pins to get into building and find out who edgy kidnapper guy is, they all meet up with the OGs and kill edgy Kidnapper guy who is literally some old guy, sun hat guy is indeed not a guy, edgy cool kid gets stuck in a time paradox but ends up okay, thief almost gets arrested but doesn't because edgy cool kid defended him because he falsified a police report.

James Charles moves to new country and meets Tarzan girl, Jmaes Charles being an angsty preteen escapes his home without permission, James Charles is disgusted by how not fab Tarzan girl is, James Charles saves Tarzan Girl from attack and gives her clothes that are not leaves, James Charles and Tarzan girl make an agreement to have a long race and whoever gets to their goals first wins, James Charles helps tree haired boy get a monster when he cannot because he has crippling asthma bad people are bad, James Charles and Tarzan girl meet again and insult each other, James Charles is found by his father and abused (god i hate his dad), Bad people are literally about to destroy the world, James Charles screams at his goldfish and it runs away James Charles and Tarzan girl meet again and are trapped on an island, they train for something, Tree haired boy finds cure to the world, James Charles x Tarzan Girl is canon, They save the world, James Charles gets his goldfish back

[Rivensworn]

a game where a god-prince challenges you to a fight, but you destroy him with the combined power of his incredibly embarrassing online gaming handle from 1996 and a sword he gave his date-of-the-week several hours prior.

[snailkinz]

a show where we just see these white hippo things living their life and theres also a brown chihuahua thing, some cranky dwarf girl and a green boy who always leaves his friends behind in winter time.

[ylisstol]

local dragon person has worlds most intense family gathering. Lots of people die. There is also a lobster man.

[skate.]

a show where we just see these white hippo things living their life and theres also a brown chihuahua thing, some cranky dwarf girl and a green boy who always leaves his friends behind in winter time.

Moomin?

[Mordacia]

girls family is killed by xenomorph ripoff. she is adopted by gay bird man and injected with his dna; later joins space police but leaves to become a bounty hunter

made by a well known and almost universally beloved company and yet has next to no noteworthy new releases

[crackerbox_palace]

Edgy cool kid sets out to stop a thief who stole a crocodile and also beat up some monsters while also trying to get women, human Shadow the Hedgehog aka kid who stole crocodile fights Edgy cool kid, then edgy kidnapper guy wearing the Jester's Mask from Animal Crossing kills them both, girl with gravity defying pigtails sets out on adventure and meets guy in a sun hat, dead kids aren't dead and all meet up, thief steals pins to get into building and find out who edgy kidnapper guy is, they all meet up with the OGs and kill edgy Kidnapper guy who is literally some old guy, sun hat guy is indeed not a guy, edgy cool kid gets stuck in a time paradox but ends up okay, thief almost gets arrested but doesn't because edgy cool kid defended him because he falsified a police report.

James Charles moves to new country and meets Tarzan girl, Jmaes Charles being an angsty preteen escapes his home without permission, James Charles is disgusted by how not fab Tarzan girl is, James Charles saves Tarzan Girl from attack and gives her clothes that are not leaves, James Charles and Tarzan girl make an agreement to have a long race and whoever gets to their goals first wins, James Charles helps tree haired boy get a monster when he cannot because he has crippling asthma bad people are bad, James Charles and Tarzan girl meet again and insult each other, James Charles is found by his father and abused (god i hate his dad), Bad people are literally about to destroy the world, James Charles screams at his goldfish and it runs away James Charles and Tarzan girl meet again and are trapped on an island, they train for something, Tree haired boy finds cure to the world, James Charles x Tarzan Girl is canon, They save the world, James Charles gets his goldfish back

I'll have you know these made me wheeze SO hard. ((I lost my life at human shadow the hedgehog)) is the top one gold/silver arc of pokespe? and the bottom ruby/sapphire?

this thread looks fun, might come up with one later