Corrupt a Wish game V.3

[Berkshire]

Granted: D D D (3 'd's)

I wish people would comment on my fun items post.

[Luff]

Wish granted, but they are all negative posts.

I wish I didn't have to go to school../

[deleteaccount475939]

Wish granted, but you get a ton of homework in the mail.

I wish my dad's ex-fiance would come back.

[Luff]

She does, but turns evil as soon as she sees you.

I wish I had a wish...

[JDsalamander]

granted, but it's a stupid wish

i wish i had a robot unicorn

[Astray.]

Granted, but it turns out being an evil robot unicorn that tries to kill you!

I wish i had a real life Death Note >:D

[Luff]

Granted, but it .. Breaks? C;

I wish I could spell 'unanimously'.

[FreelancePlatypus]

wish granted, but now that is the only thing you can spell correctly.

I wish that all my wishes turned out positive

[deleteaccount475939]

Granted, but they all come out too much or too little.

I wish my doggy didn't pee or poop on the floor

[Luff]

Granted, but now (s)he pees & poos on your furniture. 8'D

I wish I had unlimited wishes and all of them come out perfect until I die when I am 100.. ^__^