🥇 Free (ugly) Adopts: Sir Clueless and his Daily Woes 🥇

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Sir Clueless is a knight who is not very bright.
Each day, some how, some way,
He finds some heathen-
Plenty every season-
To wreak havoc and pillage
Sir Clueless' unfortunate village.

Sir Clueless collects ugly creatures that, in his mind, are adorable babs that need good homes. However, most of his findings end up destroying the village. Sometimes, if nobody can catch the creature because it's so ugly, it will progress to the Kingdom of the Gassy King and wreck his land. Nobody wants this to happen. Recently, Farmer Wittyslyther has come up with a solution: a Chickensmoothie member must valiantly agree to "adopt" whatever Sir Clueless has brought with him as a pet, before it can do too much damage. Of course, one could simply put Sir Clueless on Prison Planet, but now, what fun would that be?

Here are some of the things Sir Clueless has brought with him before:

Piggoatabbit

Dear villagers:

I am dreadfully sorry for unleashing this hideous adopt on your lands. I could not restrain myself when I felt the strange urge to adopt a half-goat-half-rabbit-plump-person-thing. I beg pardon for my misstep. Please understand that an abandoned Piggoatabbit abandoned on a hillside needs to be rescued and cared for!

Yours sincerely,
~ Sir Clueless

Fart fairy

Dear villagers:

I am dreadfully sorry for unleashing this hideous adopt on your lands. I could not restrain myself when I felt the strange urge to adopt a wild Fart Fairy. I beg pardon for my misstep. But please understand that wild Fart Fairies are uncommonly rare, and should be treasured as pampered pets, not hunted down by a mob!

Yours sincerely,
~ Sir Clueless

Pigglesworth

Dear villagers:

I am dreadfully sorry for unleashing this hideous adopt on your lands. I could not restrain myself when I felt the strange urge to adopt a White Pigglesworth. I beg pardon for my misstep. But please understand that Pigglesworths, especially albinos of the white type, or very vulnerable to sunburn and do not like torches!

Yours sincerely,
~ Sir Clueless

Turdmonger

Dear villagers:

I am dreadfully sorry for unleashing this hideous adopt on your lands. I could not restrain myself when I felt the strange urge to adopt a Turdmonger. I beg pardon for my misstep. But please understand that the banishment of creatures that are half stool and half caterpillar and half human- and wear SOCKS- is no laughing matter!

Yours sincerely,
~ Sir Clueless

Diaper beast

Dear villagers:

I am dreadfully sorry for unleashing this hideous adopt on your lands. I could not restrain myself when I felt the strange urge to adopt a Diaper Beast. I beg pardon for my misstep. But please understand that Diaper Beasts are not harmful, not do they squirt week-old milk form their bottles at people unless severely provoked!
Yours sincerely,
~ Sir Clueless

Whatever creature or creatures Sir Clueless has brought with him that need to be dealt with will be pictured below, in a reply. Click the picture to go to the topic, adopt the monster, and save the village!

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A hybrid blobfish is sliming the village!

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Mork! ❤️❤️

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may i adopt them??

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may i adopt them??

Sorry, but that one's already been taken. Thank you for asking!

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Sir Clueless has not been seen for several days. Is he ill? Did one of his bizarre pets get the better of him? Or is he possibly planning for something even more horrific than usual? Post your answers.