The WEIRD things that your pet does

[WoofyWolfz]

my dog sucks her thumb when she's lying down. she's been doing it since we got her (at some months old) and it stuck, it's so very cute!

[soap.cat]

All I have to do to call my German Shepherd is scream “CHICKEN NUGGET” and she comes a running. She also likes to not drink like a normal dog and shoves her whole face and tries to bite the water that is in the bucket outside

my 7 month old shepherd likes to fight
water too <3 they're so cute! i love
her with all my heart.

[minifun990]

My cat always comes with me to feed my chickens. She just looks at them, and them her but they dont bother eachother (though she gets chased off if she tries to eat some of their bread) if that wasnt cute enough when I come back into the section she rubs against the washing line and flops onto her back until I walk up to her, then she leads me as I put my stuff away and we go inside

[Robin,]

my golden retriever poodle cross likes to attack the air whenever the wind blows things around...gosh i love him too much

[computercat]

My cat makes noises like a pig, sometimes. XD

[mystical-maniac]

My dog tosses her toys in her water bowl and gets shocked when the toys sink

[June Bug]

I've got a Pyr so weird is kind of in the breed description. One of her not-breed-related quirks is that she doesn't 'kiss' (aka, lick) like dogs normally do. instead, if she likes you, she will press the entirety of her tongue against the palm of your hand and just leave it there until one of you gets tired (or weirded out).

[LordDarkMist]

My cat Snowflake Loves to eat the toe thongs on flip flops.

[TwilightBard]

One of my dogs, Navi, loves to attack the hose in our backyard. She's done it so much to the point where it has holes all over.
She will just lay infront of doors and will not move even if you push her with the door.
She hops up on chairs and sleeps in the weirdest positions ever, she will contort her body and I wake her up by laughing.

She's a Belgian Malinois mixed with a German Shepherd and she's only 7 months old so she literally has so much energy nobody in my family can take it.

[corvus corax]

steals food (or items that he thinks are food) and then washes and/or hides them. if he doesn't like it he puts it in my bed.