what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Obius]

Its a form of kung fu. It is reserved for high level smoothians.

How do I trade?

[kiribaku]

ask in the games section.

whats an omgsr?..

[Kassypen]

Orange melons get so ripe

How do I post a message?

[ArcticWaterDrake]

By sending it to the post office, of course

What are signatures?

[carnivorous.]

usually placed at the bottom of legal documents, or, in some cases such as in terms and conditions, they are written confirmation that the person agrees to whatever terms were seen on the same document. if you wish to create a signature, simply take out a ballpoint pen and sign your screen! make sure you know what you're signing though, the CS court rooms can get very intense.

how do i use oekaki?

[navybluechilipeppers]

You draw on paper and tape it to your screen

What is a pm?

[Youth Wings]

Private Monsters, they're the ones that accept your pound trades and give pets to the pound.

how do I make a thread?

[Obius]

You will need a live sheep, some scissors, and good weaving skills.

How do I post on the forums?

[Lemon Tea Rain]

You pick up a sign post and throw it at the screen until it is absorbed.

How do I get a signature?

[Youth Wings]

buy a company, then open Microsoft Paint, draw something, followed by copywriting it. It's a long and hard process but it's worth it.

what is the wishlist?