If I got arrested...

[yaku]

Animal abuse against innocent sea creatures. Beating them up for cheap experience in the early game isn't just mean, it's illegal!
What about me?

[Cactologist]

Lying in a court of law! You've done many things wrong, and this just adds to the list!

But why was I arrested??

[tonio]

You stole a piece of bread from my hands. I loved that bread like a child. I cherished it. It was my baby. How could you?

You wouldn’t dare arrest an innocent bread-father, would you?

[the folly of man]

yes, I would.
you were arrested for robbing the bakery of all its bread.


what did I do wrong? :'0

[redlitt]

For playing roblox instead of minecraft

Me?

[_Lyre]

✧ For attempting to make a canon on the moon designed to kill invading aliens without the government's permission and for the fact that said canon can easily be turned on the denizens of Earth.

✧ Whatever do you think I did that would cause you to arrest me?

[yaku]

Spelling crimes are still crimes! You’re getting locked up for improper homophone use! You could’ve saved yourself a couple seconds in the slammer if you just said “cannon,” tsk tsk.

Me, though? I can’t go to jail! I have a wife! And kids! They’re all figments of my imagination but they’re still good for emotional appeal, r-right?

[cas:3]

you ate 5 water, even though you're supposed to drink it

what did i do?

[Dinosaurpark]

You barged into a hospital room, shouted: "Give me liberty or death!", then proceeded to try and force feed the hospital patient a wad of dollar bills because that was how you "gained freedom"

what have I done? I'm simply a passerby on the street

[yaku]

It’s not technically cannibalism if you’re a spider monster, but that doesn’t make eating people legal...

Me, I’d never do such a thing. I can’t imagine why I’m being jailed.