Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[REDBLUESTARFISH]

Warm beach sand eating away at your dead feet skin 😆

[fluffyberry]

1. Blue boi (or is it a girl?) is a snake and kills an octopus
2. A boi drags a rich girl to a place full of crazy people and the boi is the bro of the main antagonist
3. A gay clown tries to screw everyone over but gets squashed
4. Who cares if they're 15? SHIP THEM!

[skate.]

Self assured guy, smol bean, large child, Idah Deku combo, and guys from Alabama have a club made for charming girls with a lot of time, but then a guy breaks a vase so he goes into the club but oops he was a girl the whole time.

Fire guy and Card Captor Sakura Blondie live in Destructionclan and also they probably love eachother

you like her
n-no i don't
the fandom: ships it
me: he's 80 something years older than her stop

Editing in one more too:

Sonic Adventure 2 except it's redubbed in one take by cynical adults. There's a curse word and an 18+ joke every second. Shadow, Eggman and Rouge are having a war on Twitter, everyone is in love with Eggman's wife, Eggman pisses on the moon, Sonic is cheating on Rouge with Shadow but Rouge is cheating on Sonic with Knuckles and Shadow loves Hot Topic.

[zoska]

this is so fun oh my god

metal manchildren decide to go on a field trip to space because they get curious! edgy backstories galore, literally the WORST villain gets a redemption arc and causes captain hot stuff to throw a fit. captain hot stuff ends up being babysat by worst-villain-turned-good-guy for the rest of the series. the writer is well aware anything he tweets becomes canon and so he tweets as many chaotic things possible. it's basically fanservice thrown under the bus.

tldr, transformers mtmte is a total ride and james roberts needs to calm down.

[acentric ♥]

a blue girl who fights with a lolipop, a green guy who has a ball in him, a cow who makes dead people tea, a tiny green girl with sticky fingers, a big goth girl with a sword, a lesbian monk with anger issues, and a wizard with ptsd mourn a beautiful little circus man

[skate.]

Bubblegum consumes everyone in sight in order to gain superpowers

A game about enslaving cute creatures and making them fight.

Kids play Connect 4 but with bubbles because Lucifer is up to no good again

[Sixx O'Clock]

Oh boy lemme think how I can ruin a thing.

1. You die after fighting a big scary thing and being a hero, only to be made into a statue and reawakened a thousand years later 'cause the world is ending and an angry lizard thing wants to eat some maidens. The entire premise is basically "fight things because everyone else is completely inept and can't fend for themselves for 5 seconds."

2. You're a small reptile living in a world with a bunch of bigger, lazier reptiles that end up getting themselves turned to stone after insulting an angry green man. Even after you free said bigger, lazier reptiles, they do absolutely nothing to help you and some of them get captured again later on anyway. You're forced to go through various places freeing reptiles and collecting shiny pieces of glass until you can go and face angry green man and save the day. Or something.

Edit: Putting one in that my boyfriend game up with.

3. Some dead dudes are brought back to life to light a fire. The other dead dudes are lazy and don't want to light the fire, so your dead dude has to kill them all to make himself better at lighting fires. Oh and did I mention dying? Lots and lots of dying. After you die enough and get good, you become the best fire starter the world has ever known.

[Zexalii]

Bubblegum consumes everyone in sight in order to gain superpowers

A game about enslaving cute creatures and making them fight.

Kids play Connect 4 but with bubbles because Lucifer is up to no good again

1. Kirby
2. Pokémon
3. Puyo Puyo

[skate.]

Bubblegum consumes everyone in sight in order to gain superpowers

A game about enslaving cute creatures and making them fight.

Kids play Connect 4 but with bubbles because Lucifer is up to no good again

1. Kirby
2. Pokémon
3. Puyo Puyo

Yep! All 3 are right. You're probably one of the only people i've ever seen who got Puyo Puyo correctly.

[Kitkatisacat]

Uh-oh, those silly demons visited us and then the world ended. The world is in absolute chaos and will stay that way unless we use THE POWER OF TECHNOLOGY... Or we could say no to law and cause MORE CHAOS... Or we could blend it together, but then your kinda boring if you do that