If I got arrested...

[grimora_the_original]

You stole a yak from an old Chinese man while they were off on a trip to the Great Cataract.

What horrible crime did I do? (I'm innocent, I mean, I'm only a Scorpio! Heh heh heh...O-O)

[catdoqq]

you stole the president's flowers!
what'd i do?

[krinkov]

you hid.
a dagger.
behind someone's.
pillow.




oh man again??

[revvington]

You stole your pet bug.

Aw c'mon! What did I do now?

[pastel pain.]

You gave someone a high-five.
In the face.
With a hammer.



Ugh, not again!
What did I do now?

[Cynical Rage]

You stole a car and decided to drive like they do in Fast and Furious
What did I do?

[insult]

you were caught stalking your favorite you-tuber


what did I do ;-;

[Runnersback]

You were caught kidnapping your favorite actor
What would I do?

[jigsaw]

You tried to steal your neighbor's family pet.

What did I do?

[JEREMYGNDR]

you are a poet, is your name phillip? if not, arrested.

what would i do?