Dear Journal (The Diary Of An (Almost) Normal Dog.)

[ZombiePoodle]

I am sooo bored....Must write more I guess...that would be like...5 or like 6 entries in one day...hmmmmphh

Hello again thing-a-ma-Bob-er (That's you're full name, remember?),

See, I'm all changing up my greeting with ya.
Fail right?
Yeah, no.
Don't you ever call me fail. That is a privalige only I can posses.
My english teacher would be so proud of me, using big words like 'privalige' and 'posess' and 'greeting' and 'chicken fried rice'.
Yeah, beat that, Little Drummer Boy.
Pa rummpa pum pum.
Don't you just love that song?
Lit-tle drummer boy pa rummpa pum pum.
Chhha, that's me, singing Christmas songs a whole like, 6 months before/after Christmas.
Weirdo.
Oh, shoot, I just sang a little out loud, hope no one around heard me.
Nah, course they @&^$#@^@&^@$
Did.
Nice.
Tyler just, like, totally freaked me out, coming up behind me and going 'BOO!'
Darm him, it's not holloween.
Only ghosts say 'boo' or babies, 'boo hoo'.
I almost fell out of the Oak.
And ended up almost climbing it too, like a squirrel or something, untill I realized that it was Tyler.
"Agghh, what the H--L was that for!?"
"Nothin," he laughed at me, maybe I was making a weird face.
Now we're just sitting here, and he's talking to me while I'm writing. I have no idea what he's talking about, I'm totally zoning him out. Maybe it's something important.
I'm just saying random stuff like, "cool"; "uh huh"; "yeah"; "yep"; "whatevs"; "interesting"; "sure"; "huh"; "yeeepppp".
Stuff like that.
OMG something just distracted me. It's that, that snake, that one big one that Faust was carrying aroung in the forest before that stuff happened that time that I was out here and I saw that guy, that, like, that Faust guy that's now going to my school.
That's like 'oh no'.
I said "that" waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much huh?
You would totally be annoyed if you weren't a journal.
I gtg. I am going to quit the tag game and go lay down.
See if the Lul Dating Alex Plan of Awesome Tacos With Chocolate Sauce Total Epic Plan is working out.
Oh, I just had an idea, maybe I can ask Tyler to help, since he's Alex's BROTHER.
Duuuhh.
Dur dee dur de duhr.
Stupid me.

Have to ask him now WIYLB (That is totally epic talk for 'Write in you later Bob')

~CAR

[Frightful]

Love<3

[Golden Sun]

I really like this- it almost seems as if someone really wrote that down in their journal.


If that makes sense.

[ZombiePoodle]

'Course it does. ^^
But--that's a good thing, right?

[Golden Sun]

'Course it does. ^^
But--that's a good thing, right?

Yeah, it's a good thing

[ZombiePoodle]

Sup Boborino?

Oooh, the sheer giddiness that takes over me when I'm trying to think about how to start off these entries...
Yeah, right.
More like, "What the H. E. Double hockey sticks am I supposed to write now!?!?!"
Grrr.

Tyler is in the process of trying to get his brother to notice Lul.
Ray is being a wierdo.
Levi is suddenly interested in Emmie. (Oh, no, what'd she do? Make up some crazy love potion thingy? Hoooope noooot.)
I'm still trying to muster enough courage to talk to Vance about anything other than the weather.
Ian's off talking on his cell phone.

Oh sheet of paper Tosha is totally going to get a paw to the face. More specificly, MY paw to HER face. She's all like, chatty chatty over there with Vance. And they're laughing!
BOTH of them.
Erherm. Here I go--Kah-rot-eh (Yes, that's supposed to say karate) Carmen comin through.
Hmmm...should probably make up some sinister plan first.
Oh, shoot, plan-thinking-up-time is over, Ray just popped up at my side.
Oh, sheet of paper, he's trying to read you Bob.
!%#@6 @$&@v &!
@^$@&@
&&*()@!@#
&%)*_%%)&)_)_())___$%#@
Noooooo! Mus@!^$@^
Goooo(9__#$@*--#!&

~CAR.

PS. We were both cracking up.
I DO NOT KNOW WHY.
It was just funny.
And everyone was looking at us wierd.
So I excused myself and went inside.
OMG, I don't actaully, LIKE the weirdo, do I????

~CARMEN

Dear Carmen,
Saw you're diary sitting here, couldn't resist.
Though I only had time to read you're last entry. Sneaky me. Haha, wouldn't it be funny if you like, had a bunch of secret feelings for me? Oh, yes, my point--I hope you don't like Ray. He's an idiot. <--- Smiley.
I should stop writing before you get back. Again, do not like Ray. This is like, my hiyptonotizing powers consuming you. YOU DO NOT LIKE RAY.
-Anonomous

OMG, that idiot wrote in my journal.
This is NOT NOT NOT a diary.
And that is like, totally Tyler's hand writing.
Years of stalkerism pay off with this kinda stuff, knowing people's hand writing and all.
OMG, does that me TYLER likes me?
Hmmm, I'll have to look in to that.
Oooh, and where the heck does he think he got hypnotizing powers from? I bet the idiot can't even tell a bunny from the hat he pulled it from.
Lol, that was not a funny joke.
So much fail!

~CAR




Hmmm...I've had this idea flittering about in my head, I'm thinking about making another journal, only this one a guy's.
But I don't think I want it to ba any of these guys.
I need help, should I do it?
I think I might, no matter what anyone says.
Ooooh, but I WILL KEEP WRITING HERE TOO. It's fun, and gives me somthing to do...

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob,

Tyler totally li-ikes moi! Tyler totally li-ikes moi!!
Wait, what? You already figured that oooouuuuttt? Well darn you journal. See, I'm too mad to even call you Bob. Or Thin-a-ma-Bob-er.
Haha, what an unfunny name!
Yes, I just insulted my journal.
I am so evil.

So like, everyone is finnaly gone home.
Tyler 'accindentally' tripped Ray. Hehehe.
No like, seriously, I think it was really an accindent.
O.O
Drawing is so fun when you are terrible at it.
Right...

Maybe this whole Tyler thing is in my head, though, Emmie did seem to knida notice for a second when Levi wasn't around.
It's going to break her little heart when she hears that he's been going out with another dog for like, a couple weeks.
Clair and Ian got along well. Almost too well...
Yeep.

Tosha was like, totally flirting with Vance, I think she like, even got his number.
Little brat.
Must go beat some sence into her.
Later, am too tired now.

Lul and Alex kinda talked, but he didn't seem to interested in her, even when we, like all had excuses to BRB at the same time.
They just kinda talked a bit.

That's pretty much all.

Oh no. The phone is ringing and I am very lazy right now.
Must yell for Ian to get it.
Ahhh, am too lazy.
I'll just let the machine get it.
Oh wait, lol, I have a phone sitting on my bed.
I thought it was loud because I was tired, noooope.
Caller ID says Ardson Family
Oooh, mush pick it up.

~CARMEN V.

[Fawnie]

Holy crap xD I just so happened to randomly stumble across your "journal" and read from page 1 to right about now! xD I'm in love with it <3 stalker? Most likely. My favorite part EVA is the Cymbolta thing!! I cracked up xD

[ZombiePoodle]

Aww, thank you so much ^^

[Fawnie]

Ha can't wait for another one! 8D