[cloven]

Just how do cats make it through such small places? Through the couch? Under the door? It’s like...their insides are made of liquid
Scientists from around the globe have worked together into solving this very mystery and the answer shocked the global community; they are made of liquid

Liquitties was the clever name given to these type of cats. You see not all cats possess such qualities, so they are considered their own (closed) species. The name was the play on words of “Liquid” and “Kitties.”

Today I decided to do some line edits. This buddy is based off of a kale and blueberry smoothie. To win them fill out this forum and the prompt is

"The worst excuse to decline a Kale smoothie"
Ex: I'm allergic (Be creative though. The one that makes me laugh the hardest will win!) They are not judged on length, so just a sentence is okay!

Ends on first post third page- Unless I bump a ton!

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Username:
Liquitten Name:
Gender:
The worst excuse to decline a Kale smoothie:


[lasagna !!]

Username: kole rhi
Liquitten Name: leaf
Gender: male
The worst excuse to decline a Kale smoothie: You see, 2+2=fish, and that's not entirely random because people universally say that all the time. And why i am saying this is not really random either. Think--- fish live in lakes right? And if you scramble the letters of LAKE, you get KALE. So what I'm trying to say is this; decline a Kale Smoothie by saying you have to do homework, but make sure that the answer to two plus two is fish.

Oh and also, the Illuminati is real and is the next avatar.

[gloomurai]

Username: angst™
Liquitten Name: gerald
Gender: male
The worst excuse to decline a Kale smoothie: green is not a creative color

[WolfPups99]

Username: WolfPups99
Liquittie Name: Stalar
Gender: Male
The worst excuse to decline a Kale smoothie: Uh, I would but, uh, my brother's friend's dad's friend's son's fish died yesterday. Yeah, it was tragic.

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[Ringo.]

Username: Juniper.
Liquitten Name: Kalrye
Gender: Male
The worst excuse to decline a Kale smoothie: I would love to but uhh, you see, my brother's friend's dog has an allergy to kale and I see him like,, all the time and I don't want him to get hurt.

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[duskze]

Username: DuskzeHedgie
Liquitten Name: Alexander
Gender: Male
The worst excuse to decline a Kale smoothie: "Sorry, I don't drink dead memes."

[lasagna !!]

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