what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[star-hoarding-dragon]

You don't.

How do I get rare pets?

[SolsticeTheBanana]

Spam people with pms until they send you all their rares

How do I make trade rules?

[grey matter]

you buy the unofficial cs trade rulebook and steal the words

how does one find a good fanclub?

[Obius]

You will need a strong electric fan, some duct tape, and a set of golf clubs...

How do I trade items?

[grey matter]

you get your game boy trade cable and indiana jones it on the roof. you will get fresh items.


how does one dress up a pet?

[crashedOut]

You see the option to delete your pet under it? Click it and do as it says. Your pet is gonna look great in no time!

How do I send a PM?

[grey matter]

You will need
an envelope
a writing utencil
paper

Write "PM" on the paper.
Place paper in envelope.
Write addresss of Chicken Smoothie, send to the user.
Hopefully it won't get shredded.

How do I put an image in my siggy?

[*~Pantherleaf~*]

Print out the image you want then take some scotch tape and tape it on.

[MayFleur]

Print out the image you want then take some scotch tape and tape it on.

How do you adopt pets?

[vinylteeth]

You attract them with fish food!

How do you post??