2018 Advent Event - Casual Chat V.1 [read first post]

My gallery · by **cipher** » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:24 pm

jurassic, wrote:
(this isn't meant to be taken seriously, I do not think of myself as a person of higher rank than any of y'all, I believe we are all equal. Just a joke fic)

All of the players talked amongst themselves. Showing off their pets and making horrible yet amazing at the same time jokes.. "IT'S THEM!" a voice cried out over the crowds. They all instantly fell into a crouch. It had been Queen Decembuary, and her princesses and princes following behind.. Some of them even having loyal animal companions that had followed down the royal golden carpet spread out across the land.. "Thou arth gayeth" Decembuary spoke proudly, it seems rays of Heaven shone onto her when she spoke.. "I'm.. gay? But-" began Vylad, "SILENCE" Decembuary shouted, pointing her staff at the troubled player. Each family member dressed in the highest fashion.. Cipher covered in a gay tuxedo with a little scarecrow figurine popping out the pocket. avifauna having a Spiderman hoodie and jeans clad to her. Static dressed up as a minion. Zelery dressed as some.. anime character? IlluminatiTheShrimp a strange manga hoodie and jeans and finally.. Jurassic,, the dino kid, already dinosaur enough, just had an oversized cryptid sweater and jean shorts.. They ruled it all with an iron fist, anyone dare lay a finger on them and they would be smacked with a ticket and penalty.. "Hey, between you and me.." Jurassic said, tapping the shoulder of her dear sibling, Cipher. "Dinosaurs are better than wolves, cats, and pretty much every animal" she murmured. Everyone in the crowd let out gasps, some holding back anger. Till one finally boiled and screamed out. "YOU ARE WRONG, STEP DOWN FROM THE THRONE. YOU ARE FILLED WITH GENUINE LIES!". And then they were grabbed by the arms and dragged back into the crowds by authorities, "WAIT, NO, I DIDNT MEAN IT- WAIT.. IS THAT THE BAN HOLE? NO PLEASE" but then their voice was just an echo as they had been mercilessly tossed into the ban hole.. "Well then" Jurassic said, straightening out her sweater that had already been free of wrinkles by her finest employees. "Carry on" she announced, and thus everyone continued their chatter, but now the topic was focused on their rulers. "I heard Decembuary's dress costs more than Canada" "Where's the proof, you can't buy Canada?" "Oh, really? Tell that to my newly owned state of CANADA!" "Canada's a country, moron".

"I heard Jurassic's dinosaurs were made in her basement. HER BASEMENT!"

"IlluminatiTheShrimp must've been involved in the tragedy" "I mean didnt you see one of her children lost at the scene?"

"Cipher is made of wax"

"Why did Decembuary make me gay???"

me- "ha, bad fic. i would never wear a tux"
also me- literally went shopping earlier in a full suit as "casual attire"

but i can confirm that i am not made of wax. proof? i dont melt if fire is near or on me.

My gallery · by **Obius** » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:27 pm

Cool! Can I join? I warship Decembuary! And just in time for 3419 too!

As assistant ruler, I love to steal cookies, spend all the finances on plush soft things and man jewelry, and dictate what channel people must watch per day. Today it will be....

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The Weather Channel!

lightning strikes in the distance

My gallery · by **lovely!** » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:28 pm

jurassic, wrote:
(this isn't meant to be taken seriously, I do not think of myself as a person of higher rank than any of y'all, I believe we are all equal. Just a joke fic)

All of the players talked amongst themselves. Showing off their pets and making horrible yet amazing at the same time jokes.. "IT'S THEM!" a voice cried out over the crowds. They all instantly fell into a crouch. It had been Queen Decembuary, and her princesses and princes following behind.. Some of them even having loyal animal companions that had followed down the royal golden carpet spread out across the land.. "Thou arth gayeth" Decembuary spoke proudly, it seems rays of Heaven shone onto her when she spoke.. "I'm.. gay? But-" began Vylad, "SILENCE" Decembuary shouted, pointing her staff at the troubled player. Each family member dressed in the highest fashion.. Cipher covered in a gay tuxedo with a little scarecrow figurine popping out the pocket. avifauna having a Spiderman hoodie and jeans clad to her. Static dressed up as a minion. Zelery dressed as some.. anime character? IlluminatiTheShrimp a strange manga hoodie and jeans and finally.. Jurassic,, the dino kid, already dinosaur enough, just had an oversized cryptid sweater and jean shorts.. They ruled it all with an iron fist, anyone dare lay a finger on them and they would be smacked with a ticket and penalty.. "Hey, between you and me.." Jurassic said, tapping the shoulder of her dear sibling, Cipher. "Dinosaurs are better than wolves, cats, and pretty much every animal" she murmured. Everyone in the crowd let out gasps, some holding back anger. Till one finally boiled and screamed out. "YOU ARE WRONG, STEP DOWN FROM THE THRONE. YOU ARE FILLED WITH GENUINE LIES!". And then they were grabbed by the arms and dragged back into the crowds by authorities, "WAIT, NO, I DIDNT MEAN IT- WAIT.. IS THAT THE BAN HOLE? NO PLEASE" but then their voice was just an echo as they had been mercilessly tossed into the ban hole.. "Well then" Jurassic said, straightening out her sweater that had already been free of wrinkles by her finest employees. "Carry on" she announced, and thus everyone continued their chatter, but now the topic was focused on their rulers. "I heard Decembuary's dress costs more than Canada" "Where's the proof, you can't buy Canada?" "Oh, really? Tell that to my newly owned state of CANADA!" "Canada's a country, moron".

"I heard Jurassic's dinosaurs were made in her basement. HER BASEMENT!"

"IlluminatiTheShrimp must've been involved in the tragedy" "I mean didnt you see one of her children lost at the scene?"

"Cipher is made of wax"

"Why did Decembuary make me gay???"

You always make so good fanfics. H O W

My gallery · by **cipher** » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:32 pm

Obius wrote:Cool! Can I join? I warship Decembuary! And just in time for 3419 too!

As assistant ruler, I love to steal cookies, spend all the finances on plush soft things and man jewelry, and dictate what channel people must watch per day. Today it will be....

..
...
..
..

The Weather Channel!

lightning strikes in the distance

and now, the weather

My gallery · by **beebopbee** » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:40 pm

that holiday

reeeee

My gallery · by **cipher** » Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:14 pm

do y'all think christmas chicken nuggets exist?

My gallery · by **scarecrowz** » Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:15 pm

I think the PPS Scarf Kittens are based off of BMC dont @ me pwease
this is such a dumb joke oml
the calico cat has to represent Chloe since her jacket has spots on it

My gallery · by **cipher** » Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:17 pm

jurassic, wrote:I think the PPS Scarf Kittens are based off of BMC dont @ me pwease
this is such a dumb joke oml
the calico cat has to represent Chloe since her jacket has spots on it

no wait. this can't be a joke.

the black one with the red scarf has to be michael. because of his black hair and red hoodie.
omg. they are totally bmc inspired!! that's so cool.

My gallery · by **beebopbee** » Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:17 pm

Cipher wrote:
do y'all think christmas chicken nuggets exist?

are we talking about normal chicken nuggets or faux chicken nuggets?

My gallery · by **samㅤ** » Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:18 pm

Cipher wrote:
do y'all think christmas chicken nuggets exist?

this question paired with your gavin avatar is just really fitting for some reason