what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[chaotic creativity]

Rare mythical creatures that come out of hiding one day a year.

Who is Nick?

[grey matter]

That's the nickname of Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney!

Why does this thread exist?

[Ajatinker]

In the beginning, there was nothing. And then the Chicken Smoothie gods said "let there be thread" and snapped their fingers, and this thread popped into existence.

What is the advent calendar?

[grey matter]

It's like a bingo chart but with A-D-V-E-N-T

can I trade my Oekeki art?

[scarluth]

Yes, even for organs. That's how I got my third kidney.

How do I post?

[mystea]

You just did.

How long do my pets live?

[grey matter]

They die within three days since the moon is about to crash.

Can my pets be stolen?

[salvation.]

Yes the mysterious Pet Snatchers comes late in the night and takes them.

What is roleplaying?

[lillygreeneyes]

Role-playing is the things you put on top of your ice cream or pizza.

What is pps?

[grey matter]

Making bread for dinner and drawing faces on them.
Peter Parker Spider

Speaking of which, can I steal other's art?