what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[infizero]

No it stands for Um Repulsive pets. They are the worst and below OMG so Common

What is a forum game?

[illicit]

a game only forums can play

how can i get a rare pet?

[oniaano]

you go up to a grumpy-looking user and offer them an omgsc for one of their rare pets!
what happens on dec.18th?

[soph!]

all of your pets disappear forever.

what's a rare pet?

[illicit]

they are a conspiracy,
there is is not a shred of evidence to prove their existence.

who are Nick and Tess?

[tavvicat]

aren't they ppart of the Jonas brothers?

What is Coppa?

[Viirgo]

Coppa stands for
Crying
Orphans
Peel
Potatoes
Always

How do I use the Oekaki?

[illicit]

first you have to study witchcraft,
and once you've signed your name away to our dark lord
the mystical oekaki will be easily usable.

how do i trade?

[Pinesong]

you gotta immitate the person you want to trade with for about 4 days then you just steal their stuff BUT they'll be alright with that because you immitated them for 4 days so you're practically them anyway c:

how do I adopt new pets?

[bouanich]

You don't.. This isn't a pet site..

How do I buy c$?