Time for the Cranberry Sprite Queen 2.0's "Important" ANNOUNCEMENT
"I have recently run into a neighborhood e of.. (Gags) Ginger Ale. Yes, at first I was scared. But, after conversation, I found this relative to be the opposite of G-Ginger Ale. Hopefully, we shall not treat Ginger Ale's niece, as we do treat it.
I say, we Treat Ginger Ale Lemonade as we do ourselves!
All hail Cranberry Sprite! "
(This was fun.)