✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*CRANBERRY SPRITE CULT*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[Kanjouhi]

oh my god

[Kira Nightblade]

People who support Ginger Ale disgust me D:

[Michael's Fan.]

Forum/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=3971582

[Michael's Fan.]

[Michael's Fan.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ-wUao-_nI
HERE IS OUR SONG

[Michael's Fan.]

“you know they’ve started cults, now? for us?” cranberry says, wiping the blood away from his upper lip. “or at least my side has. the sprites are kind of more mellow.” he watches sprite sway lightly in his feet and frowns. “heck, sprite, I didn’t hit you that hard. go sit down or something, you look like you’re going to pass out.” sprite does as he’s told with a glare.

“why don’t you sit down, then? your nose hasn’t stopped bleeding for the past ten minutes and I don’t want to deal with the lawsuits if you die.” cranberry scowls and whacks sprite on the side of the head, making him wince. “ow, jesus, quit being petty and sit down. at least let me check and make sure I didn’t literally break you.” when the ginger obeys and sits down with a huff, the blond is already prodding lightly at the area around his nose, worry written all over his face. “I don’t think it’s broken, at least. tilt your head forward, don’t swallow.”

cranberry scoffs at the unwanted concern. “shut up. you hit like a baby bird, how could you break it?” he brushes sprite’s hands away from his face and squints. “I’m more worried about you. why are you blinking so much, do you have a concussion or something?” the blond frowns in confusion and blinks. again. “I swear to everything you’re the stupidest thing on the planet. just, uh. look down at them. tell me if you start getting dizzy or if you’re gonna puke.”

sprite looks down and sure enough there are the smoothians, getting into fistfights. several of them are passing out stamps and making signs, almost a good half wearing nothing but red. “huh. are they seriously fighting over us?” he frowns. it makes the bruise across his cheek hurt. “I didn’t think they could even see us from up here. who do you think is winning?” the blond looks over at his (former) companion, who rolls his eyes at the question.

“me, obviously. the ones on your side are too weak to do much damage.” sprite laughs, a loud, unexpected sound that makes him flinch immediately after and cradle his head. cranberry feels a sliver of regret. “sorry for punching you in the head, by the way. that wasn’t cool.”

“me, uh, me too,” sprite says.

they both watch the smoothians burn the forum to the ground.

[Kira Nightblade]

DOWN WITH GINGER ALE'S
*dumps cranberry sprite on ginger ale supporters*

[nev]

lemme be the cranberry cult advertiser here

[toast ghhost]

DOWN WITH GINGER ALE'S
*dumps cranberry sprite on ginger ale supporters*

Slaps Ginger Ale supporters

[Michael's Fan.]

ginger ale? more like ginger KALE
cause kale is gross