what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[miso soup]

You stalk them and knock down the doors and ask.



How do I get rares?

[Stumpy.]

Cook the pet for 4 minutes on each side. That's rare, right?

How do I get tokens?

[~Rare~]

Go to Chuck e Cheeses!!

How do I send a help ticket?

[L U C I F E R]

You write what you need help with on toilet paper, chew it up and then throw it onto the ceiling so it sticks.

What is a forum?

[Loxo]

Formaldehyde
On
Really
Ugly
Mice


What are list pets?

[KawaiiPanda58]

Pets that are currently on the list of pets no one wants. Worse than an OMGSC.

How do I get pets from the Halloween event?

[blueberry.pie~]

Just beg people for them and they'll go into your account!

How do I send a trade?

[CricketDusk]

You'll have to go via gmail, so make sure to have a google account first. Write to obama @gmail.com, and ask to "send hotdogs to (username of the person you'd like to trade)". Pretty soon you'll recieve a random pet - sorry, you can't choose which one.

How do I change my avatar?

[444cupid]

you need to give me your rares, dummy.
how do i adopt a pet?

[sparrow,,]

press my username, click trade me, then add pets on the TOP side then nothing on the bottom and click the ask them to accept button like duh.

what is oekaki?