-THE ORIGINAL- CHICKEN SMOOTHIE VENDING MACHINE V.3

[hoss-sauce11]

You get a talking robot!!

Inserts a Feather..

[Mooncherries]

You get an angry birb!

*inserts tea bag*

[prisms.]

You got tea leaves!

*Inserts artwork*

[hoss-sauce11]

You get artwork that has come to life!!!

inserts a bug

[DizzyGlitchez]

You get a spider with a huge belly.

*inserts cat food*

[StoryBlankSkeleton]

You get manga!
~*Inserts music*~

[archipeIago]

You get a maraca!
-inserts wolves-

[DizzyGlitchez]

You get a edgy knife, along with a liquid labeled "Cringe". What would happen if you put that liquid above the knife?

*inserts my mom*

[KaraleeWasTaken]

The vending machine spits her back out, but wrapped up tight in Christmas-themed wrapping paper and a huge bow stuck in her mouth. She’s not exactly happy, but she can’t do much about it!

*inserts a dictionary*

[kaz(:]

The dictionary comes back out with a note: My greatest thanks to the being reading this, for you have compelled my lexicon to proliferate! - Vendor

*inserts a ball of flower petals*