[Aasira Ian]

wait.... what if Croissants had their own community... like every peice of bread had its own smart phone.. amd they all take pictures of us from the inside and share it sayin "awww look at my lil human's stomach" or take pictures of us nom noming on them and be like "awww my human doesnt even have teeth yet look how cuuute"
or just take images of themselves after we put toppings on them and they be like "Look at my make-up"
and the croissants that are stuffed with cheese be like "beauty is in the core!!"

its more like a wildlife thing, they dotn know what humans do but they know that humans created them to suffer. cheesy bread is just a cross breed between cheese and bread. bread is a race with ethnicities (like humans) and other races include cheese, and meat. these 3 races dont exactly communicate to each other for some reason but the way they speak is utterly creepy. btw they can crossbreed into a sandwich but i wont show until later.

*ahem squz me comin through*

Meat and milk croissants have always failed to fall in love with each other.... cuz vicious monsters.... like me.... has dipped bread in milk, cheese, some fruits and meat mixture..... and since then I was never allowed to touch bread ever again till I matured and went to school....... so harsh tbh I didn't do anything... I was just making a very healthy meal.... but I made it a large mistake, cuz I broke the rules of nature by putting bread in that sock fillings... so I think if you put bread, meat and milk in one plate you will be banned from bread.... and furthermore cry cuz this is the tastiestest thing you've had in life

so don't, my sista, don't dip bread in sock fillings, it's not healthy, it's dangerous

[Snowlondon]

wait.... what if Croissants had their own community... like every peice of bread had its own smart phone.. amd they all take pictures of us from the inside and share it sayin "awww look at my lil human's stomach" or take pictures of us nom noming on them and be like "awww my human doesnt even have teeth yet look how cuuute"
or just take images of themselves after we put toppings on them and they be like "Look at my make-up"
and the croissants that are stuffed with cheese be like "beauty is in the core!!"

its more like a wildlife thing, they dotn know what humans do but they know that humans created them to suffer. cheesy bread is just a cross breed between cheese and bread. bread is a race with ethnicities (like humans) and other races include cheese, and meat. these 3 races dont exactly communicate to each other for some reason but the way they speak is utterly creepy. btw they can crossbreed into a sandwich but i wont show until later.

*ahem squz me comin through*

Meat and milk croissants have always failed to fall in love with each other.... cuz vicious monsters.... like me.... has dipped bread in milk, cheese, some fruits and meat mixture..... and since then I was never allowed to touch bread ever again till I matured and went to school....... so harsh tbh I didn't do anything... I was just making a very healthy meal.... but I made it a large mistake, cuz I broke the rules of nature by putting bread in that sock fillings... so I think if you put bread, meat and milk in one plate you will be banned from bread.... and furthermore cry cuz this is the tastiestest thing you've had in life

so don't, my sista, don't dip bread in sock fillings, it's not healthy, it's dangerous

Who needs tumblr when you have chicken smoothie.

[Aasira Ian]

Who needs tumblr when you have chicken smoothie.

Who needs Wikihow when u have chicken smoothie xD
Who needs Google memes when you have CS

[Aasira Ian]

People: an image of a croissant can't make me laugh
dj_honeybear:

[dj_honeybear]

People: an image of a croissant can't make me laugh
dj_honeybear:

more like:
people: this bread supply has no one running it!
some bread boi:

[Aasira Ian]

WhY cAn'T tHe CrOiSsAnT bE aN aDoPtAbLe

[dj_honeybear]

WhY cAn'T tHe CrOiSsAnT bE aN aDoPtAbLe

'cuz not yet

[Aasira Ian]

WhY cAn'T tHe CrOiSsAnT bE aN aDoPtAbLe

'cuz not yet

but but....... I'm hungry ;-;
I've been waitin on the Cinasants all my life and they all get burnt and Im StArViN

[silvetwolf]

I don't know if I already saw this posted in the comments or something but I suddenly got the urge and idea for there to be one of those cat cafés, except it'd be a Croissant café.


There is a lot of tiny croissants running around that are hard to catch so you can't really pet them. I learned even if you did you may lose a finger.

[dj_honeybear]

I don't know if I already saw this posted in the comments or something but I suddenly got the urge and idea for there to be one of those cat cafés, except it'd be a Croissant café.


There is a lot of tiny croissants running around that are hard to catch so you can't really pet them. I learned even if you did you may lose a finger.

those kinds of cafes would be a death sentence, bc their size (including all types of bread) is at least 4 ft. they also love saying offensive things so its not very sfw.