Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Po0l5]

granted, but you are never able to put that inspiration into pieces of art.

I wish that I was a quicker reader.

[glitchy21322]

granted but you can only read the most boring books from now on.

i wish i could shape shift.

[『 ʟ ɪ ᴀ ʀ 』]

Granted, but you can only shape-shift into a rock and you can't shift back

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Legendary Sky]

granted, but the blanket smells musty from being left in and the washer too long.
I wish I could control time.

[paigewolf]

Granted, but you destroy yourself by going back in time and messing everything up.
I wish I had my dog back.

[Mistfox]

Granted but the dog loves you even more, I can’t corrupt such a nice wish, it would be mean

I wish people would stop telling me to stop being cheeky, I’m just honest!

[CatMynnte<3]

Granted but now people will only ever call you honest. Nothing else. EVER.

[Mistfox]

You didn’t make a wish

I wish you made a wish so I could corrupt it

[sage.]

granted but the wish is already so corrupted that there's nothing you can do ;;

i wish i knew if the guy i like likes me back rip

[Mistfox]

Granted but he likes you sooo much you get bored of him and then you get blackmailed into killing him and you have to do it then you get caught and have to eat worms for the rest of your life

I wish my best ‘friend’ wasn’t soooo annoying