what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[sparkbreeze]

post somewhere asking for the pets. they will appear on your wishlist

how do i dress one of my pets?

[niixyx]

Give someone the pet you want to dress up and the items you want to dress it up with for free. They'll trade it back all dressed up.

How do I foe someone?

[Pacsaj]

You PM them random gifs over and over again until they get mad.

How do I check my wishlist?

[sparkbreeze]

you go to your profile, click 'pets', name a pet 'wishlist' and click on it

how do i trade pets?

[niixyx]

Make a post in the free pets topic and say you're quitting. You'll get lots of trades.

How do I accept a trade?

[ultimate writer.]

Just click cancel trade and then write in trade message that
'I accept'

How do I post a new topic

[Stumpy.]

You scream the name of your topic three times and then you drink a smoothie.

Why is the site called chicken smoothie??

[niixyx]

Because every month each member on chicken smoothie blends raw chicken. We all exchange our chicken smoothies.

How do I delete a pet?

[DizzyGlitchez]

Grab a knife, cut the pet you want deleted out of your computer screen, and throw that cutout in the trash.

Who is Avian, Totoro and Squiddy?

[rekkovi]

Oh, them? They were admins, I believe, until the players decided to throw them in a pit and light them on fire.

How do I adopt new pets?