2018 Summer Event: Casual Chat

[Bluefiresss]

local news station report:

attention, folks, we seem to be undergoing a token apocalypse. a new species of homo sapiens, dubbed the chicken smoothians, have been seen wreaking havoc on a jungle resort expansion site. priceless bulldozers have had their wiring ripped out, their exteriors are splattered with rotten fruit and mud, mechanical pieces have been flung everywhere, and glass is blanketing the jungle floor. to top it off, gorillas have been fleeing the construction, heading for the nearby resort.

we've managed to interview a heartbroken resort worker, tony. here's the scoop:


"those MONSTERS have been RECKLESSLY THROWING my PRECIOUS baby rubber ducks at the bulldozers. i just don't know how they can be so heartless.." he stops to wipe a tear. "the ducks are like my children.. i swore to protect them and now they've just been flung like useless pieces of TRASH. i-i just..." at this point, he is sobbing and shaking his head in disbelief. a dog in a blue shirt has noticed what's going on and storms over, knocking the microphone to the ground. "can't you see he's in distress right now? bloodsucking newspeople." he gently wraps an arm around tony and the pair walk away, but the microphone manages to capture the last seconds of their voices before they disappear into the resort. "t-they just ... keep hurting my babies.." "shh.. it's okay. let's go and play with them in the pool, alright?"

UM EXCUSE ME I DIDN'T WANT TO CRY WOW

[TribalWolf_Playz]

I got a double of the silver back gorilla, Are you kidding me?! I just need the black or the white one ;-; ahhhhhhh

[ivysnap]

Everyone keeps mentioning a Henry? Like who is he? The only word that comes to mind is "scam". Weird, right?

BIG OOF YOU GET 'EM OOF OOF UPPERCUT DODGE HIT 'EM WITH THE TEA

[emporio!]

Should I draw Harold and Tony fanart?
nothing inappropriate, just sitting together or some memes and hearts and lots of ducks and plants

yes you should, in on board already

[cocokeywest]

Im wondering... do the regular attacks even do anything other than make some funny text? Can they actually reward you with something after enough attacks?

nope

Guys,, how long will we be writing fics about Henry and Harold?

a while, but..

im genuinely confused as to why everyone ships henry/harold or harold/tony tbh??? is it just cos they're both male bc if so thats chill but TRACEY AND HAROLD. like think about it. ultimate pairing.

Dude
A CAT and a DOG had babies from the Egypt event
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! !!

honey i didnt say it was impossible i just dont see why its a good pairing.. that wasnt even remotely close. if you wanna know why i think that, pm me about it but it really isnt that deep

who's the first one we sacrifice for resort tokens?
i say tracey because she cant tell the difference between eggs and golf balls and stole all of our tokens >:(

i say simone. she's suspicious. seriously, why does she act so on edge when we talk about the smell of the masks?

[Sylphicat]

SACRIFICE THE BOB ROSS FAKE!
SHE TOOK OUR TOKENS SO PEOPLE CAN TORTURE THE INNOCENT SPIRITS!

[halfling]

I got a double of the silver back gorilla, Are you kidding me?! I just need the black or the white one ;-; ahhhhhhh

I got a double too
So flipping annoying

[XxFlamepoolxX]

Are the gorillas completely new lines or edits of previous lines? I can’t quite tell...

[gotw3]

okay. I am completely and utterly confused as to what litters come out of what trade in places. can somebody who already knows give me links and tell me what litters/pets come from each thing?

just click right here, friendo!
It doesn't have the stuff for tonight, but I will say that the three-token swap for the plant-cats is at the jungle tour, and the gear-token trade for the gorillas is at the shrine! Also, you can go to the bulldozers and perform a Strong Attack to get one gear-token every hour! : )

[Go!Go!Zeppeli!]

You know, in the next rollover, I want to see that newflash thing that sometimes happens during summer events show up again. I always found those things funny.