Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Al the Dalek]

Nah I am good. I have too much to handle so i think Noobcake is good for now. And writing for Gotgie is hard. I ikept writinf withbXialburg's voice. But could you please shorten your quote thing? It is huge-a-normous so a lot of people will have to scroll down a lot.

[Al the Dalek]

In case you all didn't see, but on the previous page the Gothie April Fool's edition took place, it just got hidden away and whatnot. Sorry if it escaped your view~

[OctoberNights]

It was awesome!

[Revelations.]

I love noobcake. Seriously, its epic and awesomeness put together. Its epicsomeness, or awesomic. ??? Whatever. You get what i mean. By the way, love the gothie entry. You are hilarious. Keep up the awesomic. Or epicsomeness. Grrrrr. I did it again. whatever (again).

[Al the Dalek]

Hey fans! Sorry guys, but Dalek here has some news for you that you won't like. My mum and I are going on a trip for the weekend, leaving today, so we can travel a bajillion miles to adopt a baby. Well, a baby cat. We're getting a little Bengal kitten, so Noobcake will not be updating promptly on Friday Night/ early Saturday. I will try to put up the newest Nooncake either Saturday night or any time Sunday. Peaceout, fans. Please don't eat me.

[SavatheWolf]

Weird coincidence, my Dad is thinking of adopting a Bengal kitten 8D Hope you get there safe and that your kitten doesn't turn into a monstrous clawing machine of doom on the furniture XD

[Al the Dalek]

Because my aunt's house has wifi for my laptop (which got fixed! ), you do get a Saturday Noobcake after all!

Dear Noobcake,

Why is it that ever single one of my friends scare the crap out of me? The only one that didn't was Beauty, and she moved away! I'm thinking about it as I write it, and it just doesn't make sense.
I think I just have really bad taste in friends.
I'm just kidding Noobcake. I love my friends.
Even though I make sure to lock my window to make sure Gothie doesn't come in the middle of the night. I think I may just have a heart attack.
Knowing Xanri though, I bet she would just teleport into my room. I wouldn't put it past her. If she can be psychic, why not magical? Or whatever.
And now that Metallic's out of prison (my first prison friend in prison...yay...besides Junior getting arrested as Noon, but he doesn't count) she can now hang out with me. Um that's...just kind of weird. Being friends with someone that wanted to kill me. Or Beauty. And that's messed up. You know. Rage and whatnot.
I finally managed to get Metallic and Xanri together without them ripping each others' throats out. Mostly because Xanri was passed out.
...yeah um...I just realized how weird that sounded. I would erase it, but I'm still using a pen.
Yeah...Xanri was passed out.
I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT NOOBCAKE I SWEAR
Wait. Why am I justifying myself to a stack of papers?
...I'm turning into Emrr. Next thing I know I will be talking about butter.
Anyway. Back to Xanri.
We had a huge test today in school, so apparently Xanri had spent all night studying. And she got so tired she passed out.
Even though she's psychic and probably read ABC's mind about the answers anyway. But apparently she wants to be honest and not cheating.
I don't cheat I swear.
I know Gothie does. If a piece of fur fell out every time he cheated, he would be bald.
Okay I just had an image of Gothie with like a wig...and I think I have busted a lung.
My poor lung.
Noobcake, you should feel sorry for my lung.
My lung makes me breathe so I can write in you Noobcake. You should be concerned.
Enough about my lung. That you should be worried about.
We went to a movie, and Xanri and Metallic were squabbling over some random thing.
It may have been violence before, but now they're just throwing little hissy fits.
I bet it was over Swedish Fish.
Heck, I would fight with Beauty over Swedish Fish.
They're just little delicious packets of chewy goodness.
Even though they get stuck in my teeth and sometimes I can't talk. Sometimes they're worse than peanut butter.
Mmm. Peanut butter.
All of a sudden after fighting, the movie started, soft music started playing, and Xanri passed out. Metallic took advantage of that and stuck popcorn in her ears.
I laughed. And I'm probably going to be the watermelon because of that.
The movie was pretty good. Kind of boring though because there was no crap blowing up.
No movie is entertaining unless there are car flips and/or exploding things.
Gothie was almost passing out like Xanri. I don't think he's ever entertained.
Ever.
Unless something dies.
Morbid morbid dude.
I can't write much more Noobcake. Junior's birthday is tomorrow, and he's turning six. Even though he was born two years ago.
Wolf years are messed up.
But he's six now. You can't take birth date into account. Ever. Sometimes wolves just mature different.
We manage to keep count because we're magical.
MAGICAL.
Oh smeg. I wrote magical.
I'm not girly I swear.
ISWEAR
...I have been swearing a lot I should wash out my mouth.
Bad joke Noobcake. Bad joke.
Why am I writing jokes in my private thing?

Anyway, Seeya Noobcake.

[SavatheWolf]

OH MY LOL. <3 Love this!!! Oh... crud I wrote magical. I'm NOT GIRLY I SWEAR. .................I have been swearing a lot I should wash out my mouth. Bad joke Noobcake. Bad joke.

*Rolls around in hysterical fits of laughter*

[BPeppers]

Okay I just had an image of Gothie with like a wig...and I think I have busted a lung.
My poor lung.
Noobcake, you should feel sorry for my lung.
My lung makes me breathe so I can write in you Noobcake. You should be concerned.
Enough about my lung. That you should be worried about.

I absolutely adore this. Sometimes I write this kind of thing in my OWN journal.

Xial reminds me of myself in a way.
All his mental heart attacks and stuff.

....Yeah.
So don't question me. >.>

[ZombiePoodle]

Okay, seriously, you're killing me with this stuff!

How do you think this stuff up?

It's amazing!

I try so hard to be funny, with slightly mixed results (mostly bad) and yet it seems to come so naturaly to you.
Aghh, I should stop blabbering....anyways, LOVE IT.

As always.