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[Meow :3]

Because they don’t want to live with our crap.

Who invented toasters and why? WHAT IS THEIR MOTIVE?!

[KinardTheSock]

Bob the builder invented them as a sculpture to resemble his machines. Then they came alive and he have up he gave up the project.

Why do tables have legs but no arms?

[Loxo]

Because then they would push the chairs.

Why are sloths the only green mammal?

[banned user]

because god is racist towards the color green

how do we know we're not in the matrix?

[Starmeadows]

We spout random numbers towards each other, not unlike a Doctor Who episode.

Is there possibly going to be a good Sonic game in the next decade??

[N64]

No but there will be a mario one


I can't be bothered to think of one so just help me.... can I get a cat? Idk XD

[Starmeadows]

Are you allergic? This is the only question that truly matters.
In life.

Is Sportacus a good guy?

[N64]

SPortacus is mah g


Does pasta talk

[d0nn4z]

of course




when i put my phone on airplane mode why wont it fly

[Dancing.cinnamon~]

You have to have flying mod, but it's really rare to get

Why do deer sleep?