Role Play Rant Thread V.2

[the bad wolf]

"Hey there's a cart! heading for the fly thing! let's go!" the cats jumped in...




THEY HEADED HOME... THEN THEY ARRIVED BACK INTO THE FOREST.. BACK AT CAMP.

What. The. Flapjacks.

No. Just... Just no. *Goes to quit*

[saige.]

Why must people post a form on an RP that is not accepting? And a total n00b one at that! DX

Username : IMA N00B
Cat's Name : Blazekit
Gender : She-cat
Age : 6 moons
Rank : kit
Mate : eww no
Crush : ........
Kits : I am a kit.
Kin : None. all dead.
History : Her kin were killed by badgers.
Personality : Quiet, and very playful. Hates to be alone, and is very persistant, loves to have many friends, and is a very loyal cat who would die for her clan.
Description : she is a flame point siamesse rag doll cat. And has beatiful crystal blue eyes that turn silvery in the sunlight.
Picture : http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... agdoll.jpg
Side-Notes : SnowCone
can her warrior name be Blazetail? For her orange tail? and she'll look like this full grown: http://www.eurocatfancy.de/images/_bree ... emango.jpg

Ugh, 1: Too old to be a kit
2: This is a Semi-Lit RP and that is far from a Semi-Lit form
3: I've RPed with this person before, they PP all the time, don't give you a chance to respond, and they are a Mary/Gary Sue.

I really just want to slap them in the face right now >.>

[Sharubii]

"Hey there's a cart! heading for the fly thing! let's go!" the cats jumped in...




THEY HEADED HOME... THEN THEY ARRIVED BACK INTO THE FOREST.. BACK AT CAMP.

What. The. Flapjacks.

No. Just... Just no. *Goes to quit*

...lolwut.

I don't. I don't understand. xD

[duckteeth]

Why must people post a form on an RP that is not accepting? And a total n00b one at that! DX

Username : IMA N00B
Cat's Name : Blazekit
Gender : She-cat
Age : 6 moons
Rank : kit
Mate : eww no
Crush : ........
Kits : I am a kit.
Kin : None. all dead.
History : Her kin were killed by badgers.
Personality : Quiet, and very playful. Hates to be alone, and is very persistant, loves to have many friends, and is a very loyal cat who would die for her clan.
Description : she is a flame point siamesse rag doll cat. And has beatiful crystal blue eyes that turn silvery in the sunlight.
Picture : http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... agdoll.jpg
Side-Notes : SnowCone
can her warrior name be Blazetail? For her orange tail? and she'll look like this full grown: http://www.eurocatfancy.de/images/_bree ... emango.jpg

Ugh, 1: Too old to be a kit
2: This is a Semi-Lit RP and that is far from a Semi-Lit form
3: I've RPed with this person before, they PP all the time, don't give you a chance to respond, and they are a Mary/Gary Sue.

I really just want to slap them in the face right now >.>

She has a very flame-colored tail. All the fires I've seen are very whiteful.[/endsarcasm]

[Clowesia]

lulwutx2
I love random things like that in RPs.
Makes me laugh like this:

[saige.]

The bad spelling and grammar made the Grammar Nazi in me want to scream xD

@Clowesia~ wth? xD

[The wild one]

lulwutx2
I love random things like that in RPs.
Makes me laugh like this:

Guh... That's terrifying Like clowns and spiders DDDD=.

[wickedwolfgirl]

A super evil plan to carry out on a sue... Make the sue fall in love with your character, wait for the deceleration of love, then YOU, not the sue, YOU run screaming and crying off a cliff. Counter all those times the sue has made for the cliff for no good reason. Key things...
1. Only one character.
2. No matter what happens, STAY DEAD. If they insist on powerplaying your character back to life, run off the cliff again, or come up with another random way to die.
3. Watch every other character/owner/rper run around confuzzled about what just happened.

Only do this on roleplays that are truly horrors of noobiness. And rarely.

[Boomhauer]

Didn't know there was a new one - copying and pasting it here, if that's ok... Sorry for the post on the first thread!

Le old post:
Dear person I RPG with and I am good friends with,

Why is it that whenever I want something exciting to happen to my character, your character has to do the exact same thing?

My character learns to play the piano. Suddenly, your character is a piano master and has released 10 piano albums. My character adopts a dog. Suddenly, yours adopts 3 dogs and a cat. I want my character to be in the hospital. I DO NOT WANT YOURS TO BE IN THE HOSPITAL, TOO. I want the attention to be on my character for 2 seconds.

Seriously.

Just let the spotlight be on my character for once. It was fine at first, but now you are annoying me a lot,a nd I am considering deleting my account on the site that we RPG on.

Bye.

[wickedwolfgirl]

... Yes. I can post semi-literately. No, that does not make you a semi-literate roleplayer by taking what my character just thought, or "randomly" having the same thing happen.

Setting: Just crash landed on an island.

<<GOSH>>, my head. Ow.... <<DARN>> porcupine... Stop stabbing my brain. Nathaniel's hand slowly rubbed his head to discover something sticky drying on his skin. What the hell... His eyes crawled open to be blinded by the glare of a hot island sun. He vaguely remembered something about a plane, and a retreat? Or was that a ice cream cone he was going to see?

His pushed himself up to a sitting position and looked at his hand. Blood? Where did that come from... He was startled as soon as he realized it was his blood. He immediately began a quick check over himself. His ankle hurt, but it wasn't that bad. It felt like it was sprained, which he could deal with.

His eyes focused on a blonde figure in the distance. Someone else was here! And he had to help her. He stood up, his ankle nearly collapsing from the weakness, but he stubbornly limped on. "Are you ok?"

(Slightly edited for mild language.)

"Uh..I honestly have no idea", she said, feeling something run down her cheek, she put her hand up and pulled it away,seeing blood. "But, I guess I'm bleeding" she tried standing up but nearly buckled as she couldn't put any weight on her left ankle. "And I either sprained or broke my ankle" she said with a sigh.

..../facepalm....