Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Person On CS]

Granted but you can't have anything else until next year


I wish i had 11$

[Sapphire_Amulet]

Granted but you can't spend it on anything

I wish I had a plant

[mibbiee]

granted but it's fake

i want a pencil

[sniper tf2]

granted, but now you are invisible forever, no one can ever see you again, and everyone who heard you just thinks they're going insane. soon people begin to assume you're dead or have gone missing.
and all you can do is watch asbyoue family and friends worry about you, while you're sitting right there.
ninja'd

granted, it is the most beautiful plant the world has even seen, even with little care, it remains green and lively, but it is doomed to wither away only after a few days.
ninja'd once more

granted, but everytime you write with it, your writing appears illegible, and your drawings seem like mindless scribbles no matter what you do. now you're forced to get another one

i wish I could find an actually good roleplay that won't die in a month.

[threezeum]

granted, but there's only one or two people who post

i wish i could go to the bts concert that's 2 hours away from me

[noᴠa]

Granted, but you have to go naked
I wish I could not do maths homework

[Cachinnate]

Granted, you'll still receive math homework you just won't be able physically to do them.

I wish I was smart

[typically,]

granted! but no college will ever accept you, no matter how smart you are.



I wish I could shapeshift

[kobra]

Granted! But you can only shift into things you fear.

I wish I could meet Bryan Dechart

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, you meet him in a courtroom when he gets a restraining order against you for stalking him

I wish I was half human-half dragon