Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Serafina_Zephyr]

Granted, but it’s Seaweed-and-Hairspray flavor

I wish for my Physics grade to improve

[~ rat ~]

wish granted ,, but to do so you have to skip weekends ,, any breaks during school -- including spring ,, winter ,, and summer break ,, as well as any holidays off -- and pretty much have three hundred and sixty five days of school to boost your grade. have fun!

i wish that i was a good singer cuz my voice literally sounds like a screeching cat.

[ʀᴏᴡʟᴇᴛ]

Granted, but the money is counterfeit so you can't use it.


I wish I had an unlimited supply of food.

[enichoderm]

Granted, but it's all dog food. Have fun.

I wish for a Mew plush toy.

[VelvetWolf7]

Granted, but it smells like old fish

I wish I could buy a dog

[Lexi.]

Granted, but its a stuffed dog..and its all dirty and sticky. You got it for 1¢


I wish i had a real parrot

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but it swears at you and bites you when you try to pet it

I wish I could understand politics

[hah, birds]

You can, but now you're irrationally angry whenever it's brought up in a conversation

I wish I wasn't tired right now

[Lexi.]

Wish granted. Now you're so fukk of energy , that you have to run and run and you can't stop, your muscles are burning up and if you stop running, you die.


I wish i had a raven dog on cs

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but you get banned under suspicion that you used a second account to obtain it

I wish to be a Saiyan