Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[Riley Hayns]

Oh, yuckie. I just brushed my teeth and then i pooped in some watermelon gum. D:

You pooped in watermelon gum? How unpleasant. |DD

OMIGODOMIGOD I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR. I SWEAR, I MEANT POPPED!!!! xD xD

God, I want that quote in my signature NOW. xD x3

I love typos xD

[grisly bear]

I thought I lost the prize pets when I was 'quitting'. You had them. . 3 .;

-facepalm- I LOVE YOU WOLFEE!!!

[Liirarwen]

Let's open our own adoptables site together. You be Tess and I'll be Nick.

[Kisiel]

Let's open our own adoptables site together. You be Tess and I'll be Nick.

Haha, this made my day! XD

[Bartimaeus]

:$ = "I am trying to look unimpressed, but someone drew a squiggly mouth over my real mouth and this must be terribly confusing for you. I am sorry."

>:$

ffffffffff Epic. xD

~Barty
I LOVE YOU ARISU!

[Riley Hayns]

O_o Canabalism....

Delicious, delicious cannibalism...

Found this while browsing through the Fun Ways to Use Items thread. It made me lol

[Khefri-Sun]

People who are 'random'. On the internet or anywhere.
Shut up.

Oh yeah? Well, MONKEYS.
Kidding please don't eat me. D:

Waffo, you make my day. <33

[Orbitsy]

My iPod flipped out of my hand as I was picking it up, then I grabbed it after it hit the ground. I have it set to This wallpaper. So when I turned it on I was like "OH N---- Wait... lol."

Psch X3

[blazesong]

Daleks are freaking cute. If there was a real dalek in my bedroom, since it's pretty unlikely I'd escape alive, the last thing I'd do is to hug it.

haha,yes lets all hug the deadley dalek XD

[FlutterDash]

My iPod flipped out of my hand as I was picking it up, then I grabbed it after it hit the ground. I have it set to This wallpaper. So when I turned it on I was like "OH N---- Wait... lol."

Psch X3