Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, you have a garden of olive trees

I wish people wouldn't troll and spam things they don't like

[keylimecoyote]

granted, but now there's such a deafening robotic silence that you cant tolerate being around it anymore. every response is predictable and boring.

i wish that squirrels didn't eat all the bird food i leave out.

[Shiny_MaineCoon]

Granted, but it magically goes away anyway .

I wish to have a pet doge.

[bluebudgie]

Granted, but it dies within 3 minutes of you receiving it

I wish I had a slice of cake

[Brianne]

Granted, but it's stale.

I wish I had a day off tomorrow.

[Ɽotten Ⱡegacy]

Granted, but that day is occupied with other errands you have to run.

I wish my laptop bag could fit anything I needed without being really heavy.

[rottenyeen]

Granted, but the reason it isn’t heavy is because there is a gigantic hole in the bottom.

I wish I had a pineapple-strawberry smoothie.

[Ice580]

Granted, but it's made with artificial flavoring that doesn't taste like actual fruit at all

I wish My Chemical Romance came back

[Plague Rot]

bob replaces mikey

Edit: meaning mikey doesn't come back

I wish i could meet Jorel Decker

[lovelyhyena]

granted, but he's wearing a fullbody bear suit.

i wish they wouldn't cancel school wednesday since my birthday plans rely on me being at school and leaving at 1:30 >:T