Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[teabug]

granted, but it’s always in tangles and you have to regularly cut it off!

i wish i had a ferret! ♡

[burnt_toast.mov]

but the ferret sheds so much that your entire house is filled with fur.

i wish i could be just a little taller

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, you are 1/100th of an inch taller

I wish I could get a Lucas Lagoon pool

[hypersomn.ia]

it's a miniature version.

i wish i could study efficiently

[Cachinnate]

Granted. But you can't remember a thing you studied after 5 minutes.

I wish was a good writer.

[xi'rika]

Granted, you're an excellent writer, but you can't spell for the life of you

I wish I could find my laptop charger

[urban exploring]

Granted, but it's broken

I wish I could leave college.

[ptolemaea]

Granted, but you have to go to kindergarten for the rest of your life.

I wish for Olive Garden

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, you have a garden of olive trees

I wish people wouldn't troll and spam things they don't like

[keylimecoyote]

granted, but now there's such a deafening robotic silence that you cant tolerate being around it anymore. every response is predictable and boring.

i wish that squirrels didn't eat all the bird food i leave out.