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username piqeon
name Russel
gender male (♂)
s/o unsure
star sign virgo (♍)
original adopt here!

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Almost 2k in debt, the young man knew what he had to do.
Ditching his addiction to Pepsi Zero and crashing parties for the free cake, it was the time where he was to get a decent job. In terms of hire-ability nobody wanted the coach potato (it's like offering Mc Donald's fries to a stranger Wendy's ones are superior in every way) so he took the risk of obtaining the job that nobody would ever really want, a plumber.oh the adventures he had of finding treasure from the pipes and he unclogging of toilets for those who were incapable to do so, a true hero he was, even if he didn't save princesses from raging monsters or obtain superpowers from mushrooms. The only super power he obtained was minimum wage and the newfound - resistance to sewage water, it only slightly disguisted him less nowadays.

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Alas no hero can have no treasure from there epic conquests, Russel was a humble man in his noble, oversized, stained , second handed uniform, but what he didn't wear to work that wasn't atrocious was the grin on his face as he heroically pulled the destined objects from the pipes like the sword in the stone.

His greatest treasures:

a blue ray copy of 'Paul Blart: Mall cop' in two exact halves
a crayon that was coloured like the dirt that he wore on his boats
a deflated balloon
another deflated baloon
a deflated balloon dog
about 50 sheets of toilet paper
an? entire? roll? of? toilet? paper?


Though these findings were of wonder here's some notes I was requested:
Russel didn't find the balloons very funny but the clown surely did, they debated until it got out of hand and Russel head locked the clown and dumped his head in the toilet bowl.




edit: it wasn't a crayon

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Hey it's me, ya boy Russel. If you've ever seen me in public you'd say or think nothing because that how unodinary I am, I'm not a great hero and I'm not a dignified warrior, I'm just Russell 'Plumber Boy' it's not much fun being a plumber, no offence to anyone who loves their job as a plumber, but it's hard work, a lot harder than you think. Sometimes I forget to bring gloves and my hands get sore and I have to forcefully touch the unspeakable with my bare hands. Nevertheless, each day I'm getting more durable, I've learned to not flush paper towels and to nick a few cents off the bench when I walk in. [*ring*] [*ring*]

oh sorry! I just got a call from the crazy cat lady Ms Crumbs, it's a new hole in her sink pipe.
It's quite a long drive there, almost and hour why don't you listen to some tunes along the drive?

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