Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[min genius]

granted, but you will be unable to visit them for most of your life.

i wish i could meet my favorite idols! ♥

[Cachinnate]

Granted, but they're horrible and treat you like trash.

I wish I had a pet pig.

[røsebud]

Granted, but you and your pig are very allergic to each other.

I wish I was good at drawing.

[lilacpetals<3]

Granted, but your dominant arm broke.

I wish I was a cool kid >:)

[Nadine]

Granted, but you get kicked out of school for bullying

-removed-

[scarecrowz]

granted, but your the only one who has to deal with it

I wish to save the bees

[twistersc]

Wish granted But every time you go outside you get stung.

I wish I was strong

[Nadine]

Granted, but you're so strong you can't even touch a person without severely wounding them

-removed-

[scarecrowz]

granted, but it still exists, but you never knew it did

I wish to meet Laika the dog

[Stumpy.]

Granted, but the dog Immidiately goes off to chase a squirrel

I wish I didn't have to get up so early.