Role Play Rant Thread V.2

[MOds deleteplz]

I cannot keep to my character's personalities, even if I try. *Flails* :I

Exhibit 1:
In the stray cat RP I'm in, I have a cat called Foxglove. She was supposed to be an evil little flirt that used others and then killed them. Guess what? Now she loves a male cat, would do anything for him, FOUGHT ANOTHER CAT FOR HIM and then ran away and got hit by a car because she was so upset. She survived.

Exhibit 2:
In the same RP, I have another cat called Robin. Who was supposed to be shy, reserved and not care about anyone but himself. Haha, what is he doing now? He is going around with two other cats, almost cried when one of them fell off something and is totally happy-go-lucky. -.-'

Exhibit 3:
In the same RP, I have a new character called Fleck. Who is supposed to be stupid. And... I think he's cleverer than Robin and Foxglove. He's just confusing and has weird mood-swings.

:'D Aren't I good? *Dies*

And if anyone from said RP see's this, don't worry, it's only my fault. ;D

This! I cant stay with one personality on my RP chars but every time I switch personalities I think 'Well love and Friendship changes everything! 8D'
Which is why my 'evil/mean' characters never ever stay evil/mean X'D.

[nightiff-]

I hate semilit rps that turn out to be....not....semilit.
There's got to be a term for that, right?

Sigh. Yeah. This happens to my roleplays...all time. I try and moderate, I get after one liners, and it still...happens.
Especially my Island Rp, with the odditys and stuff. :c

Use the banning boot. B|
That'll let people know you're serious real quick.

I'm seriously considering banning two people from the RP. I've warned them both. -_- I guess I haven't had the confidence. But soon I'll probably have had enough.

[-Page of Time-]

I joined a hyper-posting, illiterate wolf roleplay. Since I joined, nobody's posted except me, + the person to accept me. wth? xD

[Inatae]

I hate semilit rps that turn out to be....not....semilit.
There's got to be a term for that, right?

Sigh. Yeah. This happens to my roleplays...all time. I try and moderate, I get after one liners, and it still...happens.
Especially my Island Rp, with the odditys and stuff. :c

Gosh, I hate when that happens. I usually have a minimum requirement of 2-3 good sentences for my semi-lit RPs, but then some people begin to think that

Blue's work was done. "That'll teach him to be a little more polite to others." Blue sunk back into the shadows and went back to his mate.

Counts as 3 good sentences. x_x I had to actually define what 3 good sentences were in my rules.

Anyway, my stray dog RP is slowly becoming literate rather than semi-lit, even though I promised myself that wouldn't happen. -smacks self- I need to accept the fact that I can continue stuff in the next post, and I don't need to smush everything into one.

[Teacup-old]

I never seem to have any names on mind that aren't common.

I have so much to do aswell. I have to finish two forms and work on a starter post.

[Alixyveth]

Ugh, I have an urge to leave all the role plays I'm in and just start working on my own or join a new one. >_> And where did my medieval role play muse go? Don't leave me just before the RP starts! Nuuuu!

[average]

I really want some art of my new [ and favorite ] RP characters Aurora and Faust so that I don't have to write a description every time for the RP joining forms, but I can't someone that is really talented and cheap. >w<

[Sharubii]

I feel like making a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu roleplay for the lulz, but from past experience on different sites, they never work out and always die within the first few pages. ;n; All that work for nothing, ffff.

[blackoutTaxonomist]

There was this one person who kept posting like... six word sentences without punctuation in my semi-lit roleplay. If you took "as" and "to" as words that didn't count, it was a 4 word "sentence". So I turned into a dragon and told them off, posting the definition of "Semi-Lit" for all to see in my post. It was probably the longest rant of my life. How does the person respond? (Quit)

I was so happy and yet so angry that they would post one single word after I just yammered on about how short their sentences were XD Oh well, at least they're gone... Four pages of ugly dialogue later.

[thekraken]

=_= This is fromt he same person who makes their character 'grin sexily' at mine.
They made their character topless in the hopes that it would help mine fall for theirs. once again, she has bandages over her eyes. She's almost blind. She can't see that he's topless =_=